What r the things we learn from the movies?

Question

1. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.



2. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut,
You will always choose the right one.



3. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
Communications system of any invading alien society.



4. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
Involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one
by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked
out their predecessors.


5. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your
bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.



6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world
expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.



7. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit
level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.



8. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French
bread.



9. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in
the control tower to talk you down.



10. Once applied, lipstick will never rub-off - even while scuba
diving.




11. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you
make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back
home.


12. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.



13. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating,
but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.


14. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown
through it before long.



15. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any
strange noises in their most revealing underwear.



16. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary
to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few
moments.



17. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red
readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.



18. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
duty.



19. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet
will know all the steps.

If u have learnt other things from the movies , add them :)

Leptad yes I 've posted this months before in the movies category to make fun there , but i forgot the funniest category of all ; this one ;)

Answer 1

20. whenever you turn off your TV, there will be a scary face looking at you through the reflection, but when you turn around to see what it is, it isnt there.



21. Good guys always eventually win.



22. Scary music will play in the background whenever something bad is going to happen to you.



23. There's only one phone in your house, no matter how big the house is.



24. Every box from the diliver guy is labeled "FRAGILE".



25. Whenever the box is labeled "FRAGILE", somebody always drops it.



26. Whenever you makeout outside, its raining.



27. Whenever you get shot, you feel cold right before you die.



28. Whenever you forget something, it will come back to you sooner or later when you least expect it.



29. When it gets cold, a ghost is angry.



30. There's turbulance every five seconds on an airplane.



31. The bad guys always leave you a way to escape.



32. The Bad guys always talk to you and explain everything to you before you die.



33. Animals talk.



34. You always have a computer geek friend who know's how to hack into stuff if you need to.



35. The things that are "impossible" to steal always get stolen



36. No matter what frets you play on a guitar, the music is awsome!!!



37. Whenever a robber robs your house, they only take one or two things.



38. No matter what keys you hit on the keyboard, the text will always come out the way you wanted to.




i can't think of anymore right now... but if i do... i'll add them.

Answer 2

Here, lemme add something... Umm...
* You have infinite ammo for your 8-shot pistol...
* You never have to reload said pistol except when it would heighten the storyline...
* When you have already run out of bullets, someone will toss you a used gun that has even more bullets than it's capacity can hold.
* When you are fighting the "Boss" you will both run out of ammo at the same time.
* You can run in a straight line and shoot thugs with incredible accuracy, even though you are being shot by a hundred thugs with automatic weapons.
* The villain will always tell you what they are planning to do next.
* You always have a gorgeous, slim, petite, sexy and seductive leading lady...that can kick @ss better than you, even though you have trained for YEARS, and it's their first time to hold a gun.
* Before the sidekick dies, you still have enough time to read a novel.
* You can take on an entire terorist group that the SWAT have failed to dispose of.

Answer 3

movie's r like music. they reflect what [we hope] people in general r feeling & thinking. & what people should be thinking & feeling. hope-fully [people in general] will wade through the trash to get to the meat of any situation. then there r movie's that show every thing & leave up to u to decide. those r good to wacth, simply for either enteranment or for deeper thoughts. Most people in general just watch for sh!ts & grins. they care not for the thoughts. these I call the meeks of the world. these r al so the most dangerous. because they do nothing. care about nothing.

Answer 4

I had seen some of these before, but there were some new ones here. I like the one about the man wincing. :)

Answer 5

A bad guy can shoot hundreds of bullets from an automatic weapon at you and you never get hit, but you can shoot your trusty 6 shooter at him once and hit and kill him. A car in a chase can hit a parked car from the rear and flip over, while never even moving the parked car it just hit.

Answer 6

No matter how hard the wind blows, everyone always look like they stepped out of a Vouge Mag

Answer 7

During scenes taking place in darkness, the road surfaces are always wet.

Answer 8

No fair. You already took my answers.

Answer 9

Can't think of any more things I have learned but, that was TOOOOOOOO funny!!

Answer 10

funny