I used to be schizophrenic, but we'all right now.
I could'nt care less apathy.
I bet you I could stop gambling.
Friction can be a drag sometimes.
Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.
Laughing stock~cattle witha sence of humor?
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
Borrow money from a pessimist~they din't expect it back.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do bankruptcy lawers expect to be paid.
Dosen't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected.
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.
On the other hand you have different fingers.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
Go on laugh, you know you want to.
2007-04-24
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