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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

2007-04-24 07:17:53 · 8 answers · asked by truckgirlnr 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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chuck norris can chuck 43 boards of timber in one minute.

2007-04-24 07:33:30 · answer #1 · answered by tiggstah 3 · 2 0

A lot of wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Or at least that's how I thought it was always told. Personally, wood chucks are not really ones to chuck wood so I would say none.

2007-04-24 14:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by Legolas' Lover 5 · 1 0

many wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

2007-04-24 14:50:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

as much as the wood chuck wanted!
this is a old joke, i have give the same answer before.

2007-04-24 14:33:48 · answer #4 · answered by Calvary 2 · 0 0

Nope! Woodchucks can't and don't chuck wood.

2007-04-24 14:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 0 0

a bushels worth.

2007-04-24 15:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Emily ♥ 5 · 0 0

All of it, no question's asked.

2007-04-24 14:58:00 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0 0

dedede

2007-04-24 14:29:55 · answer #8 · answered by cuthbert 2 · 0 1

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