Entertainment & Music - 19 April 2007

This guy was sent to heaven. there he saw a bunch of clocks. he asked the gatemaster what the clocks were for. the gatemaster said that they werent clocks but they were lie tellers. so he look at Abraham Lincoln and saw that he lied 3 times. he looked at his own and it said 54. he was curious how many times george w. bush lied. he asked the gatemaster where is george w. bush's clock? the gatemaster replis saying that oh that? well Jesus uses that as his ceilling fan.

star if you liked it

2007-04-19 08:11:44 · 17 answers · asked by AzNsLoBOi922 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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I have a beer bottle stuck on my toe , how can I remove it ?

The bottle is almost full will the beer be ruined ? My toe is swollen .

2007-04-19 08:11:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Tell me how you tell someone you love them?

without telling them you love them.

2007-04-19 08:10:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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is lindsay lohan and k fed really together?

2007-04-19 08:10:49 · 16 answers · asked by jenn 2 in Celebrities

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under what conditions...?

will you learn to be honest and true?

2007-04-19 08:09:21 · 14 answers · asked by ~Ryan~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What annoys you at your job?

K, I work for a reservations department. People call me and check availablity! I say "k, waht dates are you looking at?" They say "any dates in july....?" C'mon now, why would they even call me if they dont know WHEN they want to vacation! its so annoying!

2007-04-19 08:07:08 · 40 answers · asked by BOOTS! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is everything black and white or do you play with the grey zone ?

Just curious !

2007-04-19 08:07:01 · 24 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What's the thing...?

you couldn't give up right now without giving... your entire self up... ?

2007-04-19 08:06:14 · 15 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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have you seen vulgar R movies on tv?

movies like 8 mile, american pie and if u did,
were these movies edited ? how did they edit them, did they bleep the words or what?
and what rating did they get on tv?

2007-04-19 08:05:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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Is this wrong?

I have two brothers. I havn't seen by best friend in a while because I don't really want to invite her over my house because I like being all by myself and I like my privacy. Is that wrong of me?

2007-04-19 08:05:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who else has PLAYOFF fever?

2007-04-19 08:05:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is Norelco or Hasbro a better name for a future child.?

2007-04-19 08:04:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Anything random to say?-heat of the moment-?

well pour example:
my Y! name is..GorGeous..oh, its so great signing on. You have 12 points, Gorgeous! Hello Gorgeous etc. hehehaha how lame am i!?

2007-04-19 08:03:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Fun Riddles, Get them right and get 10!!!?

A man decides to buy a nice horse. He pays $600 for it, and he is very content with this strong animal. After a year, the value of the horse has increased to $700 and he decides to sell the horse. But already a few days later he regrets his decision to sell the beautiful horse, and he buys it again. Unfortunately he has to pay $800 to get it back, so he loses $100. After another year of owning the horse, he finally decides to sell the horse for $900. What is the overall profit the man makes?

You can find roads without cars, And roam through forests without trees, Cities exist without houses? Whatever can I be?

What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?

2007-04-19 08:03:27 · 15 answers · asked by PYT 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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