The bottle is almost full will the beer be ruined ? My toe is swollen .
2007-04-19 08:11:01 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A hammer, some band-aids and a mop.
Sorry about the beer.
2007-04-19 08:13:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
do it over a bowl so that when u break the glass with a hammer(not near ur toe) the beer will fall into the bowl..lol. But um...ur toe may be a bit swollen, um and may i ask what ur toe was doing in a beer bottle?weird..
2007-04-19 08:16:03 · answer #2 · answered by little miss sunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well thats a hell of a way to recap your beer! LMAO
Lets see..can you put your foot to your mouth? If so once the swelling goes now..suck your toe..and have the beer..may be alittle warm by then..oh I know ice your toe to lessen the swelling then suck your toe and have a cold one! Then take the empty to a recycling center..they will get it off! LMAO
Ciao
2007-04-19 15:38:17 · answer #3 · answered by bodacious baby 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Break the bottle and snort the beer off the floor
2007-04-19 08:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well can't say I have any expertise in this subject, but just relax and allow your bottom muscles to loosen and gently push, if this doesn't work i'd suggest lube up the exit and gently move it until it budges. Do not pull if out you don't know if you'll damage anything if nothing works it's an embarrassing trip to the your local ED. oh and for future reference lubing up the item your inserting into you bunghole will make the whole experience more pleasurable as well as an easy exit from the bottom after you're done.
2016-05-19 00:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut the toe off and use a corkscrew. Don't waste the beer.
2007-04-19 08:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by sarge 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wiggle your feet in Andy Dick's general direction. He will have the bottle off and sucked dry in no time.
He will likely try to suck your toes and make sweet drunken love to you as well. You have to ask yourself if it is worth it.
2007-04-19 14:37:10 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put your feet up in the air to feduce the swelling.Then use some vaseline.Get yourself another beer and behave.lmao
2007-04-19 08:17:29 · answer #8 · answered by Ms Lety 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
absorb the beer then break the bottle
2007-04-19 08:14:35 · answer #9 · answered by Uncle B2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a hammer will work just fine
2007-04-19 08:14:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋