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This guy was sent to heaven. there he saw a bunch of clocks. he asked the gatemaster what the clocks were for. the gatemaster said that they werent clocks but they were lie tellers. so he look at Abraham Lincoln and saw that he lied 3 times. he looked at his own and it said 54. he was curious how many times george w. bush lied. he asked the gatemaster where is george w. bush's clock? the gatemaster replis saying that oh that? well Jesus uses that as his ceilling fan.




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Answer 1

i gave you a star

Answer 2

Similar to the clock that ticks every time a person commits adultery. The Bill Clinton clock would be a ceiling fan on 220 current.

And just so we don't forget, wasn't it he who said "I did NOT have sex with that woman." Oh my goodness. He told a fib, too.

Answer 3

that's a very very very old Edwin Edwards joke (former gov. of Louisiana). Even then it was prob. recycled. I bet that joke in its' various forms is at least 50 years old.
Still an excellent joke though.

Answer 4

this is so old, I hear it so many times but clocks on diffrent things, but still its funny

Answer 5

Got a star

That was good

Answer 6

I really didnt theink it was that good , but what the heck I feel generous today its my dogs birthday//////////

HAPPY BIRTHDAY REX > {HE LIKES YAHOO ANSWERS}


JULIA G>

Answer 7

funny

Answer 8

word

Answer 9

heard it before
still funny
lol

Answer 10

Not very funny!