An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.

After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.

She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina".

The old guy says "God, I hope so, you've got the ugliest t!ts I've ever seen."

2007-04-19 11:38:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Slipknot or mushroomhead?

keep in mind mushroomhead was first....

2007-04-19 11:38:23 · 2 answers · asked by michael p 1 in Polls & Surveys

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what is the funnest thing u did when u were drunk ?

2007-04-19 11:38:21 · 9 answers · asked by micho 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Why is Elvis supposed to be so great?

He never wrote any of his songs. I just looked it up. He must be the most overrated person ever.

2007-04-19 11:37:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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favorite song?

what is your favorite song?

2007-04-19 11:37:31 · 12 answers · asked by crispy 2 in Music

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Question for Americans: Do any of you receive free health care?

Just curious is all. I had heard some get free health care while others pay for it.

2007-04-19 11:37:28 · 12 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you take off your shoes in someone else's home without being asked to do so?

2007-04-19 11:37:04 · 11 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

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what was the LAST thing that made you SMILE?

A SMILE IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL =)

2007-04-19 11:36:45 · 57 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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related celebrities?

are luke and owen wilson related?

2007-04-19 11:35:35 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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WHAT was the LAST thing that made YOU cry?

2007-04-19 11:35:25 · 42 answers · asked by Sharky Vl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Which Michael do you like the best?

Michael Jordan

Michael Jackson

Or

Mike Tyson?

2007-04-19 11:33:03 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?

2007-04-19 11:32:27 · 6 answers · asked by Hobabo 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you ever do so much in one day that you get home and don't even have the energy to crawl in bed?

2007-04-19 11:31:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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kNOCK kNOCK?

2007-04-19 11:31:16 · 41 answers · asked by mary s 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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whats your.....?

label like....when it gets pulled back?

2007-04-19 11:29:47 · 13 answers · asked by amri 5 in Polls & Surveys

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do you think the virginia tech massacer will help end racism, or make it worse for the asians?

2007-04-19 11:29:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What cartoon characters have been controversial, influential, and overall incredible over the years?

2007-04-19 11:28:52 · 4 answers · asked by The Great Ferguni 2 in Comics & Animation

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Describe what your prefect day would be like?

2007-04-19 11:28:36 · 29 answers · asked by no1shylass 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Blonde joke. Please star.?

Why cant blondes make ice cubes?

Because they don't have the recipe!
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Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?

Tell her a joke on Monday!
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A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.

The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.

It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"

She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"
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Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
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Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone but

2007-04-19 11:28:30 · 20 answers · asked by Bow Chika Bow Wow 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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