Why cant blondes make ice cubes?
Because they don't have the recipe!
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Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?
A: A:It is the one with the kickstand.
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
Tell her a joke on Monday!
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A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.
The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.
It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"
She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"
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Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said "2 to 4 years"
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Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone but
2007-04-19
11:28:30
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