2007-04-19 11:42:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I need to know where to move to keep from getting shot in the back while I'm sleeping by my wife
2007-04-19 11:43:10 · update #1
Sure it's legal, but only on the second Tuesday of the week, and only if it's snowing at the time. (Hey, ask a silly question, get a silly answer.)
2007-04-19 11:47:38 · answer #1 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! My wife has a sign in the kitchen..."No man has ever been shot while washing the dishes"
I live by those rules.........and keep one eye open when I sleep!
2007-04-19 18:47:15 · answer #2 · answered by Cochran 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope. That's sad that you have to worry about your wife killing you. Maybe you should get divorced.
2007-04-19 18:47:01 · answer #3 · answered by MARS 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did u do to your wife? that she wants to kill u? (sucker). are u cheating on her? pray she doest do the same thing as those crazy house wifes that neutered their cheating husbands (i feel sorry for those SUCKERS for getting busted)
2007-04-19 18:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by BLOND, SEXY & Single 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL maybe you should be a better husband. Then eating a bullet wouldn't be a concern.
2007-04-19 18:45:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats only sort of legal in the state of insanity...â¥
2007-04-19 18:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by just peachy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Even in the state I am in, I would expect to be prosecuted..
2007-04-19 18:48:47 · answer #7 · answered by metoo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. If you are nicer, maybe you wouldn't need to worry about being killed.
2007-04-19 18:45:53 · answer #8 · answered by Just For Fun 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't move to canada. They don't care about anything illegal up there.
2007-04-19 18:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bake a sweet potatoe pie , mixed the poision so they won't tase it then nobody won't know you did it and u don't have to move.
2007-04-19 18:46:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋