An old man in the nursing home got a bottle of wine for his birthday. He talked the old lady in the next room into sharing it with him.
After they were both totally bombed, he started groping the old lady and pulling at her clothes. He managed to get her blouse and bra off before she stopped him.
She said, "I can't do this, I have acute angina".
The old guy says "God, I hope so, you've got the ugliest t!ts I've ever seen."
2007-04-19 11:38:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
roflmao
2007-04-19 11:41:46 · answer #1 · answered by Bigtima 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2007-04-19 11:42:40 · answer #2 · answered by ~Jacks Wifey~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-19 11:50:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny but kinda nasty since they're in a nursing home
2007-04-19 11:43:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
excellent, that was so funny 10/10.
2007-04-19 12:18:53 · answer #5 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OHHHH.... HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!!! hahahahaha.... soooo funny!!! 100/10.. for u..=)
2007-04-19 12:45:44 · answer #6 · answered by L!LO 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu! LOL. LOL.
Hilarious! LOL.
2007-04-19 12:23:00 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not very funny
2007-04-19 12:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao!
2007-04-19 11:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by jamocha716 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-04-19 11:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by Cheerup782 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋