Entertainment & Music - 17 April 2007

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi, are on the Titanic. The Rabbi yells, " The ship is sinking, save the children." The minister says, " F*** the children". The priest looks at his watch and says, " Do you think there's time?"

2007-04-17 03:13:04 · 5 answers · asked by ‹(•¿•)› 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-17 03:12:43 · 5 answers · asked by Scotty Doesnt Know 7 in Television

Do you ever wear the same shirt in one week? (to work) Do you ever wear the same pair of pants in one week?

2007-04-17 03:12:14 · 21 answers · asked by ♥ Tori ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

What sort of of measurements should have been taken during the shooting at Virginia Tech to minimize the loss of life. What preventions should the school have taken, and what can we do to prevent another school shooting.

2007-04-17 03:12:07 · 2 answers · asked by o0OSMOKEO0o 2 in Polls & Surveys

It is so windy here that I woke up today to find pieces of our neighbor's chimney all over our deck! (Their satellite dish slammed into it)

What has the wind done where you are?

2007-04-17 03:12:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 03:11:26 · 18 answers · asked by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 03:11:18 · 23 answers · asked by michelle 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 03:10:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 03:10:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit odd and asks him about it. Dennis says, "When I play basketball, the cameras pick up the tattoo and Reebok pays me for advertisement." A bit later, his pants are off and she sees "Puma" tattooed on his leg. He gives the same explanation for the unusual tattoo. Finally, the underwear comes off and she sees the word "AIDS" tattooed on his p***s. She jumps back with shock. "I'm not going to do it with a guy who has AIDS!" He says, "It's cool baby, in a minute it's going to say "ADIDAS".

2007-04-17 03:09:39 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-17 03:09:23 · 2 answers · asked by thicko 1 in Music

Michael Jackson is still the same person he was in the 70s and 80s, His skin colour changed because he had Vitilgo, he cant controll that.
He was proven innocent on all charges of molestation, his music is still great and in Michael Jacksons own words
Before you Judge me, try hard to love me
How can you all still be hating on him, he is a great entertainer and has never done anything wrong.

Heal the world was a foundation Michael Jackson created, he raised millions and helped many MANY people, so why is it people only remember the bad, which was proven to be false, and forget all the great things he has done?

2007-04-17 03:08:59 · 18 answers · asked by Andy K 1 in Celebrities

2007-04-17 03:08:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is that the wrong term for female dog?

2007-04-17 03:08:39 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So i have a survey for everyone to take and it is just:
Pick a desert that you think best represents you or one that you consider to be your favorite.
Why did you pick this desert? explain

2007-04-17 03:08:15 · 15 answers · asked by kansanm 1 in Polls & Surveys

A couple decided to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place. He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she said here put your hands between my thighs to warm them. So he did and went back outside to finish chopping wood. He came in after another 5 minutes and said " honey my hands are cold again". So she tells him here put your hands between my thighs to warm them. So he did and then he went back out to chop some more wood. 5 minutes has passed and he went in again and said, "honey my hands are cold again". She then said, " Damn don't your ears ever get cold?"

2007-04-17 03:07:49 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In a thunder/lightning storm? What a rush!

2007-04-17 03:07:17 · 7 answers · asked by v 4 in Polls & Surveys

simple backing music,guitar only....by the way ,is country music.

2007-04-17 03:07:07 · 3 answers · asked by simon_chengkian 2 in Music

80's rock love song? I love Every Rose has it's thorn (heard it on the radio this morning).

2007-04-17 03:06:07 · 16 answers · asked by v 4 in Polls & Surveys

Mine says I have email when I don't and I never get those nice "Your answer has been chosen best answer" anymore.

2007-04-17 03:05:51 · 6 answers · asked by wackadoo 5 in Polls & Surveys

If not, why?

2007-04-17 03:03:31 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Attacked by an animal?
I had my mouth ripped open by a dog when I was a kid. That hurt...

2007-04-17 03:02:27 · 18 answers · asked by v 4 in Polls & Surveys

And did it lead to something?

2007-04-17 03:02:21 · 15 answers · asked by Carillon 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 03:02:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 03:01:07 · 13 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 03:00:39 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She's sitting right outside my office (the windows are floor to ceiling) and she's chewing something and watching me. She's been there for about 15 minutes now. What should I do?

2007-04-17 03:00:27 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 03:00:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i am so i might (but probably not) see you there!

2007-04-17 02:59:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

go do something completely out of your normal character/routine today...and then come back tomorrow and tell me how much it made you smile...???...im talking about nice things of course...make a daisy chain...jump in a puddle...or the bed...roll down a hill, pull a face at someone, wink at a random person at a meeting...or on the train...run and skid with your supermarket trolley....and so on...you get my gist ...anyhow...im just in a lovely fluffy mood and thought id pass it on...doesnt happen that often so go play...have fun...;0)

2007-04-17 02:59:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys