Entertainment & Music - 17 April 2007

2007-04-17 00:09:55 · 11 answers · asked by Sea Eagle 6 in Polls & Surveys

A blonde guy goes to work with a black eye, his friends ask him what on earth happened...
He replies, 'it happened at church'...
His mates don't beleive him and say, 'bad things don't happen at chruch'....so he decides to explain:
'ok i went to chruch yesterday and while we were singing hyms there stood this big fat lady infront of me, i notcied her dress was stuk in her bum crack so i decided to be nice and pull it out for her...and she turned around in anger...BOOM! thats how i got the black eye.
His friends could not stop laughing all day!

The next day the blonde guy comes back to work all beaten up and looking ten times as worse...
his friends asked..'what the hell happened now', and he told them it was at chruch again, they didn't believe him so he went on to explain:
'yesterdy at church we were singing hyms again and the same big fat lady stood in front of me, once again her dress was stuk in her bum crack, this guy stood next to me and he saw it and pulled.............

2007-04-17 00:06:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-17 00:04:45 · 35 answers · asked by tokyo 5 in Polls & Surveys

Fire away people!

2007-04-17 00:04:22 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tree damage his coconut? How can ya not luv him? :)

2007-04-17 00:02:14 · 9 answers · asked by just_a1979 2 in Celebrities

hay all i went to see wild hogs the other day and before i saw it i didn't like the look of it. it looked silly and to be honnest i'm not a fan of american humor. so anyway i went to see it and when it ended i thougt it was a great film just wondering if any of you like it aswell answer please thanks.

2007-04-17 00:02:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies