A blonde guy goes to work with a black eye, his friends ask him what on earth happened...
He replies, 'it happened at church'...
His mates don't beleive him and say, 'bad things don't happen at chruch'....so he decides to explain:
'ok i went to chruch yesterday and while we were singing hyms there stood this big fat lady infront of me, i notcied her dress was stuk in her bum crack so i decided to be nice and pull it out for her...and she turned around in anger...BOOM! thats how i got the black eye.
His friends could not stop laughing all day!
The next day the blonde guy comes back to work all beaten up and looking ten times as worse...
his friends asked..'what the hell happened now', and he told them it was at chruch again, they didn't believe him so he went on to explain:
'yesterdy at church we were singing hyms again and the same big fat lady stood in front of me, once again her dress was stuk in her bum crack, this guy stood next to me and he saw it and pulled.............
2007-04-17 00:06:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
....i jknew she did not like it that way so i put it bak in!
2007-04-17 00:07:20 · update #1
THE BEST ONE I READ ALL WEEK !
R.O.F.L.M.A.O. !!!
I AWARDED A STAR FOR YOU (you deserve 9 more)
2007-04-17 00:50:32 · answer #1 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! Good ones! 10! lol!
2007-04-17 10:26:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg. rotfl.
That was really funny. Poor blonde guy, just wanting to be helpful
2007-04-17 07:25:23 · answer #3 · answered by SarangHaeyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so whats the funny part in this
2/10
2007-04-17 07:11:18 · answer #4 · answered by luv2yas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont remember the last time i laughed this hard.
thanks alot
2007-04-17 07:33:21 · answer #5 · answered by tre 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i should say that this is the funniest joke i have read today.a star for you
2007-04-17 07:39:14 · answer #6 · answered by tinta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao... omg!!! hilarious..
that should teach him to keep his hands to himself in church.
hahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-04-17 07:14:02 · answer #7 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-04-17 07:13:40 · answer #8 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u deserve a star. dat's good!
2007-04-17 07:16:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny :)
2007-04-17 07:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋