Entertainment & Music - 17 April 2007

but if you take it off, you know you'll be in serious trouble with the HR dept?

But your fellow male employees will be veryyy happy to see you remove? C'mon, what is it?

2007-04-17 07:36:48 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 07:36:26 · 20 answers · asked by Samantha 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 07:36:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...in a letter and never mailed it?

But felt better telling the person all that was in your heart...even though they never read it?

2007-04-17 07:35:51 · 10 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

and what are you bringing?
I've got the jello shots...

2007-04-17 07:35:44 · 20 answers · asked by Niffer 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 07:35:36 · 1 answers · asked by Samantha 5 in Polls & Surveys

A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."

Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, first giving the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. WHAM! - Randy nails every hen in the hen house 3 or 4 times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there. Later, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese! By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught - worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob - stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful - and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer."

2007-04-17 07:35:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

mine are all black

2007-04-17 07:35:05 · 1 answers · asked by Samantha 5 in Polls & Surveys

pretend we can sit and chat...Where will we go and please...try to cheer me up with some happy thoughts!!

thanks to all

2007-04-17 07:34:17 · 14 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 07:34:11 · 3 answers · asked by Samantha 5 in Polls & Surveys

Here's your chance.

2007-04-17 07:33:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 07:33:13 · 16 answers · asked by Samantha 5 in Television

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep hole.

"Wow...that looks deep." "Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise "Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks down there. Those should make a noise."

They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole and wait... and wait. Nothing.

They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT thing in, it's GOTTA make some noise."

The two drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a sound comes from the hole.

Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a goat appears, running like the wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them, running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air and into the hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen... Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.

"Hey... you two guys seen my goat out here?"

"You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy and just jumped into this hole!"

"Nah", says the farmer, "That couldn't have been MY goat. My goat was chained to a railroad tie."

2007-04-17 07:32:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

it has to be a girl and send me a picture ok or the web site ok thank you.

2007-04-17 07:31:57 · 8 answers · asked by Skipper 3 in Celebrities

I say Jennifer Aniston (now) and Catherine Bach (best of all time).

2007-04-17 07:31:44 · 20 answers · asked by cirdellin 4 in Celebrities

2007-04-17 07:31:25 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."

2007-04-17 07:31:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I just ate too much and I'm miserable.

2007-04-17 07:30:39 · 8 answers · asked by D W 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 07:30:18 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i do...sometimes.

2007-04-17 07:28:30 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 07:28:17 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what about piercings?

2007-04-17 07:27:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 07:26:36 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How many of you still have your yearbooks from high school? Did you sign them? And do you still keep in contact with old friends from HS?

My answers are yes, no, and I try.

2007-04-17 07:26:24 · 9 answers · asked by chefgrille 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-17 07:26:05 · 23 answers · asked by matt R 1 in Movies

I saw a Hilarious Will Ferrell Video clip on E News or 'The Daily 10' this morning. It had a little girl in it demanding the rent money from Will and she was going to take her beers. She was tiny, 2 or 3 years old. It had subtitles. I have been looking all over the internet for it, but can't find it. PLEASE HELP!

2007-04-17 07:25:33 · 7 answers · asked by missluly 3 in Television

Or, are there some things you still can't bring yourself to watch?

I still have to leave the room during rape scenes and torture.

2007-04-17 07:22:40 · 17 answers · asked by Jadis 4 in Polls & Surveys

...Which number are you ?

2007-04-17 07:22:11 · 22 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7 in Polls & Surveys

(Fill in the blank)

2007-04-17 07:21:53 · 33 answers · asked by ♥mcmanda♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and before he can say anything, some talking came from the other end of the line and the husband says "How the heck do I know - what am I, the weather man?" and promptly slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies, "I don't know, it was some bloke who wanted to know if the coast was clear."

2007-04-17 07:21:16 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles