A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
2007-04-17 07:31:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oldie but funny typical woman
2007-04-17 07:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 x
2007-04-17 15:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by Emilee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 9/10
2007-04-18 02:14:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one. I definitely heard a chuckle when I read the punchline.
2007-04-17 15:22:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!the moral of the story:don't take anything from a beautiful woman after you crashed into her!
2007-04-18 03:49:38 · answer #5 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1 - like it!
2007-04-17 14:34:13 · answer #6 · answered by Kerri 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Devious, that's women for you! Another good joke MOZA!
2007-04-18 03:32:54 · answer #7 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! She's a fast thinker! hahahahaha
2007-04-17 14:35:34 · answer #8 · answered by X_x dead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! im guna tel dat 2 ma m8s..lol..gave me a gd larf thx
xxx
2007-04-17 16:47:20 · answer #9 · answered by PuNkY n PeRkY..x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol just shows how clever women are... I won't say anything about the men.
2007-04-17 14:49:39 · answer #10 · answered by Nish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋