A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, first giving the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. WHAM! - Randy nails every hen in the hen house 3 or 4 times, and the farmer is really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, sure enough, Randy is in there. Later, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He gets all the geese! By sunset he sees Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants. The farmer is distraught - worried that his expensive rooster won't even last 24 hours.
Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob - stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colourful - and expensive animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."
Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer."
2007-04-17 07:35:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA cute :)
2007-04-17 07:40:54 · answer #1 · answered by Tall Girl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That WAS a funny joke. That rooster must have been on Viagra!!!
2007-04-17 15:30:28 · answer #2 · answered by luv bites (so do i) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
XD funny
2007-04-17 15:26:26 · answer #3 · answered by baileysmommy06 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I knew what was coming (no pun intended) and yet I still laughed. Good one.
2007-04-17 15:18:46 · answer #4 · answered by tartu2222 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but not hilarious.
2007-04-17 14:40:14 · answer #5 · answered by lilith663 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha, thats funnny
never heard that one b4
good one
lol
2007-04-17 14:44:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
my funny scenses were tingling,but so was my short attention span...too long
2007-04-17 14:44:02 · answer #7 · answered by mej. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny funny funny
2007-04-17 17:21:00 · answer #8 · answered by kool aid man. 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Very good Joke . Never heared that one before. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-04-17 15:00:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was ok.
2007-04-17 15:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by lilshortyjlo43 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋