Entertainment & Music - 15 April 2007

An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

2007-04-15 22:28:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-15 22:26:45 · 18 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I don't get it

2007-04-15 22:24:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if it matches with mine u get 10 points

2007-04-15 22:16:08 · 16 answers · asked by johnny 1 in Polls & Surveys

if is matches with mine you get 10 points

2007-04-15 22:14:24 · 11 answers · asked by johnny 1 in Polls & Surveys

I'm so sick of people judging Angelina Jolie. So many people say she is a homewrecker, but that homewrecker has donated a third of her money to charity. While Jennifer Aniston never did anything like that earning $1,000,000 per episode on friends. Jennifer Aniston is needy and doesn't want kids where Angelina is confident and a loving, caring mother. Brad go sick of Jen being unconfident and selfish. Plus, Angelina is obviously the way hotter one.

2007-04-15 22:13:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

http://blog.djailla.com/index.php?2006/06/29/5-pour-axel

2007-04-15 22:13:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-04-15 22:07:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 22:04:48 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 22:03:15 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who thinks keith jack from any dream will do is sexy hes sooooo sweet

2007-04-15 22:03:10 · 2 answers · asked by carol.sheridan 1 in Celebrities

2007-04-15 22:01:29 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 22:00:53 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

DEODORANT??
Sure has let me down before!

2007-04-15 22:00:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 21:59:21 · 34 answers · asked by immortelle 1 in Celebrities

2007-04-15 21:56:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i dont see the point of clinging to life if it means being comatose on a life support machine

say you are in a horrible accident would you prefer that your family and friends made the decision to turn off your life support machine or not

this is if you are severely brain damaged and can only move your eyes a fraction of an inch. you cant use your muscles and are fed through a tube

2007-04-15 21:55:59 · 45 answers · asked by maraesa1000 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 21:55:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Whatever happened to Joanna Cassidy? She played good supporting roles in a variety of films and US TV. Her style is that of Zena Warriors' big sister - kick *** tomboy with hottie looks. Where are you JC?

2007-04-15 21:54:23 · 3 answers · asked by James B 1 in Celebrities

2007-04-15 21:52:16 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

An example would be...if you go camping, do you leave the campsite the way you found it?

2007-04-15 21:52:08 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 21:43:43 · 2 answers · asked by Angel 2 in Celebrities

2007-04-15 21:38:52 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 21:32:04 · 19 answers · asked by MichaelBuffy 4 in Polls & Surveys

over the past week i have had so many violations and i get thumbs down on all my answers and i have been getting weird emails.
If i have upset anyone I'm sorry for that but we are all allowed to have our own opinions..

2007-04-15 21:30:39 · 13 answers · asked by Bella 7 in Polls & Surveys

Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Geller, Shakira, or Avril Lavigne
I would like to see SHAKIRA as a giant because one she makes a good giantess, and she will do a good job as SHEKONG.
All the other actresssess are great at it too
but mostly Shakira, and Avril Lavigne as Avril Kong.

2007-04-15 21:30:20 · 6 answers · asked by JERRY W 1 in Celebrities

Boyfriends birthday, hes 33 and im stuck on wot 2 buy him any ideas?? within 50 quid?? cant afford more 4 the mo!! any ideas plz cause im gonna c him 2nite.

2007-04-15 21:29:33 · 31 answers · asked by ANgEL 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 21:29:16 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

.....gained from Y!A?

2007-04-15 21:26:12 · 23 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-15 21:25:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities