An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
2007-04-15 22:28:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cool
2007-04-15 22:32:13 · answer #1 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-04-15 22:34:30 · answer #2 · answered by curlyloxx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, but you might upsent a blonde stewardess!
2007-04-15 22:33:41 · answer #3 · answered by fuck off 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Must be the same girl who got stuck on the top floor when she had gone through one door marked with a sign saying 'Pull', another one saying 'Push' but was flummoxed when she got to one with a sign saying 'Lift'!
2007-04-16 00:42:14 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous a tale!
You are an Entertainer Guy
2007-04-15 23:36:59 · answer #5 · answered by kyams 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-04-15 22:35:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 10/10
Heard it a while back but the old ones are the best
2007-04-15 22:35:32 · answer #7 · answered by x SexySian x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What you saying Mozza,!! The blonde could read as well. ( only joking ). loved it. 10/10+star.
2007-04-15 22:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny lol
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2007-04-15 23:08:58 · answer #9 · answered by $!r@h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Four candles.
2007-04-15 22:32:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋