Entertainment & Music - 13 April 2007

A man and a woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoebox in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoebox and took it to his wife's bedside.

She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married," she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little old man was so moved, he had to fight back
tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.

"Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?" Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."

A Prayer.......
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And patience for his moods;
Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death;
And, I don't know how to crochet.
Amen

2007-04-13 12:50:50 · 12 answers · asked by debrasearch 6 in Jokes & Riddles

So he can hula. There are plenty of guys in this world that dance, including hula. I don't think that we should judge Sanjaya like this. He needs encouragement, not discouragement. That's my opinion. What do you guys think?

2007-04-13 12:50:19 · 22 answers · asked by Starburst 2 in Television

2007-04-13 12:49:19 · 61 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just curious. I made a ton of egg salad.

2007-04-13 12:47:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the better chances you have of getting BEST answer....???

2007-04-13 12:46:35 · 13 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

What was the most you've ever recieved in one day?

2007-04-13 12:43:41 · 41 answers · asked by High? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 12:41:37 · 12 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

whats ur favorite fast food place? mine is in and out. but u can only find them in california.

2007-04-13 12:41:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Yup posted before, but this is for a pal!

Time and children had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."
"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks."
"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Jane.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"
"Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?"
"That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."

2007-04-13 12:39:57 · 35 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-13 12:39:43 · 2 answers · asked by NONO 1 in Music

and the groom vowed 'to love, honor, and cherish" but did not say 'obey'. Over five years ago I went to a wedding and my buddy was the pastor and these were the vows he told them to repeat. I heard several women say they loved hearing that. I'm wondering how others feel about this because I have met some women that totally do not want to be obedient to their husband.

2007-04-13 12:37:45 · 16 answers · asked by J.P. 1 in Polls & Surveys

......growin' outta SOMEWHERE on your body where you were NOT EXPECTING? Like your "ELBOW" or something?

2007-04-13 12:36:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it's Sturday here! ha! not a hare missing from my head and i felt great the whole day of course....lol =)

2007-04-13 12:36:52 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 12:36:08 · 4 answers · asked by xojj4lyfexo 2 in Television

I always wanted lean hard bodies. Now i prefer like soft and round, bright and passionate. How have things change for you?

2007-04-13 12:31:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

FAST FOOD place?

2007-04-13 12:29:42 · 37 answers · asked by Budlightgurl 4 in Polls & Surveys

I dont know where to take my family tonight. could u help.

2007-04-13 12:28:23 · 12 answers · asked by ~•PandaBearHug•~ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 12:27:13 · 15 answers · asked by TuRn It Up_MARY! 4 in Polls & Surveys

At about 8 am Saturday morning ...........?????????? yes I have one they even started up a backhoe and chainsaw last Saturday wonder what it will be this Saturday morning the only morning I get to sleep in............

2007-04-13 12:25:17 · 23 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 12:23:17 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 12:21:54 · 10 answers · asked by lushpoppy 4 in Polls & Surveys

Even though we ain't got money........I'm so in love with you honey....everything will bring a change of luck............and in the morning when I rise.........brings a tear of joy to my eye and tells me everything is gonna be alright....................

This is worth 10 points! Good Luck

2007-04-13 12:21:07 · 12 answers · asked by kathleen_martin8 2 in Polls & Surveys

We took the man's job and his dignity and yet we have people like Faye Williams and a woman named Jackson coming on TV and blaming Imus for every sin that has ever been committed against the black man. What have they done for the race?

If I ever saw a white man grovel, it was Imus. He was truly repentant. Even after losing his job, he was willing to meet with the women at Rutgers and apologise and yet we want to demonize the man for a stupid remark he made, which was to my mind without malice. And yet we have our own killing us off like flies.

Imus has been made a scapegoat of, and my heart goes out to the man. Not that he was a saint. Sometimes for days at a time I would not even listen to him, but I thought we had a more forgiving heart.

I only hope when the shoe is on the other foot we wont squeal too loudly. They can always trhrow me off here. I am speaking from my heart.

2007-04-13 12:21:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anthony F 6 in Television

I just want your opinions.

2007-04-13 12:20:55 · 8 answers · asked by nevada nomad 6 in Polls & Surveys

used to be a kids progamme in the 70s

2007-04-13 12:20:14 · 18 answers · asked by jinx 5 in Television

in need a friend indeed or just a moocher? Or something else?

2007-04-13 12:19:14 · 13 answers · asked by flipdout2 5 in Polls & Surveys

My throat has been hurting like a *****!.....

2007-04-13 12:19:02 · 23 answers · asked by Cloud Nine--Sez YAHH 2 tha hatas 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 12:17:45 · 30 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 12:17:00 · 36 answers · asked by CreamSaver2 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-13 12:16:59 · 38 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys