Yup posted before, but this is for a pal!
Time and children had taken its toll and she reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bank slot rather than a badly packed kebab.
Following the operation she awoke from her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed.
"Who are these from?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit confused as to why I've received them."
"Well" said the nurse, "The first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such a model patient that he wanted to say thanks."
"Ahhh, that's really nice" said Jane.
"The second is from your husband - he's delighted the operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home. Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and he's very excited!"
"Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?"
"That's from Eric, a patient in the burns unit," said the nurse. "He just wanted to say thanks for his new ears."
2007-04-13 12:39:57 · 35 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First time reading this, and loved it! Brilliant as usual! 10/10!
2007-04-13 13:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't say funny but still I liked it. I had to think a moment before I caught the ears part. It was worth reading so a star for you.
2007-04-17 23:01:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-04-13 22:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, funny
2007-04-19 05:31:08 · answer #4 · answered by June S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 / 10 what more can i say !
2007-04-15 11:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl princess loved it 10/10
2007-04-13 13:45:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tink, what are you like!!!. That is the best joke of the night, 10/10+star. xx
2007-04-13 12:51:40 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Lol, hahaha funny
2007-04-13 12:42:48 · answer #8 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah ok thats the best so far tidy
2007-04-17 11:16:59 · answer #9 · answered by mini digger driver 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny, rolling on the floor, with laughter, while after I write this.
2007-04-13 13:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋