An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me bum. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
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I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."

2007-04-08 04:49:42 · 15 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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can some one tell me ???

can someone tell me some good solo metal musical

2007-04-08 04:49:08 · 2 answers · asked by jo n jo 5 in Music

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Are you having a good Easter???

2007-04-08 04:48:46 · 35 answers · asked by Kelsey 5 in Polls & Surveys

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How much did you pay to register your car?

2007-04-08 04:48:26 · 6 answers · asked by GCTA 4 in Polls & Surveys

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I am making coffee. What do you like in yours?

I am having Hazelnut flavoring.

2007-04-08 04:48:07 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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why dont women?

break wind?
never keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure

2007-04-08 04:47:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Have you all had enough?

Chocolate..that is? Happy Easter every one...

2007-04-08 04:46:47 · 25 answers · asked by Gargirl™® 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What state do u live in?

I live in Maine and New Hampshire. My parents r devorced.

2007-04-08 04:46:36 · 48 answers · asked by Mighitman 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you made someones day today by giving them a hug??

2007-04-08 04:45:53 · 6 answers · asked by peanutbulls 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you been living "next door to Alice"???

24 years still waiting for a chance.......remember????

2007-04-08 04:45:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Could you eat a one pound chocolate bunny in one sitting?

2007-04-08 04:45:41 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which is the better one-named guitar player: Prince or Slash?

Just seeing his halftime show during the last Super Bowl demonstrated what kind of player Prince is.

For Slash's credentials, check out most any GNR or Velvet Revolver tune. Sweet Child O' Mine anyone?

Which of these name challenged guitar players do you prefer? Which one, in your opinion, has the better chops? Discuss as much as you like.

2007-04-08 04:45:03 · 10 answers · asked by Abby O'Normal 6 in Polls & Surveys

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