Entertainment & Music - 8 April 2007

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Can you run?

or do you get all out of breath?

2007-04-08 05:18:34 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Pupil: i've added these figures 10 times
Teacher: Good work!
Pupil: Here are my 10 answers

Teacher: What are you writing
Pupil: aletter to myself
Teacher: What does it say?
Pupil: I don't know, I won't get it till tomorrow

Teacher: What did you write your report on?
Pupil: A peice of paper.

Teacher: I don't believe it, why would you eat your home work?
Pupil: You said it was a peice of cake!

Teacher: What comes before 7?
Pupil: The postman!

Teacher: I would like to have one whole day without telling you off
Pupil: You have my permission

Teacher: How can you prove that the world is round?
Pupil: I didn't say it was.

Teacher: What was the greatest thing ever made from fruit?
Pupil: The Grape wall of China

Teacher: Name 2 living things that do not have teeth
Pupil: Grandma and Grandpa

Teacher: Why are you so late?
Pupil: Well, I was obeying the sign that says ' School Ahead, Go Slow'

2007-04-08 05:18:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Do you wish you were an Oscar Meyer wiener??

the weiner mobile would be pretty cool

2007-04-08 05:17:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What takes you to paradise?

2007-04-08 05:15:41 · 44 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

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How Often Do You Put Your Kindness Aside To Tell People To Bug Off..??

2007-04-08 05:13:52 · 41 answers · asked by × 7 in Polls & Surveys

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If you had a choice to implode or explode which do you choose?

2007-04-08 05:13:48 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what side of the bed do u sleep on?

When ur bf/gf is away, do u take their side of the bed over? I do, why is that?

2007-04-08 05:13:25 · 16 answers · asked by lori l 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Will you sing with me?

Listen, children, to a story
That was written long ago
'Bout a kingdom on a mountain
And the valley folk below
On the mountain was a treasure
Buried deep beneath a stone
And the valley people swore
They'd have it for their very own

Go ahead and hate your neighbor
Go ahead and cheat a friend
Do it in the name of Heaven
You can justify it in the end
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgment day
On the bloody morning after who...
One tin soldier rides away

2007-04-08 05:13:24 · 11 answers · asked by Billy Jack 1 in Polls & Surveys

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If there were 30 hours a day and 10 days a week, how would you spend the additional time?

2007-04-08 05:13:24 · 15 answers · asked by cccccrazy 2 in Polls & Surveys

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ARE YoUR LIPS INVITING?

Mine are full and soft....VERY inviting....=)

2007-04-08 05:11:01 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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which CELEBRITY man do like best?

ryan ross
brendon urie
brad pitt
pete wentz
patrick stump

2007-04-08 05:10:30 · 23 answers · asked by :D 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Is this funny?

I was singing to 'Say Ok' by Vannesa ann Hundgens and I was like 'Say OJ' on accident and my friend who was watching tv and was lke totaly blacked out she was like 'OJ'! LOL!

2007-04-08 05:10:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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best movie...?

what do you think is the best movie ever?
i would have to say mine is The Prestige!

2007-04-08 05:09:16 · 27 answers · asked by Anastasia 2 in Movies

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What do you know?

about deaf people? x

2007-04-08 05:08:38 · 47 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Inheritance blues?

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," he replied.

"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."

"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"

2007-04-08 05:08:35 · 5 answers · asked by O.kbOrEd 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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would you let your partner sleep with someone for one night for lots & lots of money?

i had a strange conversation with someone the other night. i said ' if i was your gf and justin timberlake knocked on the door and said i want your gf for one night and ill pay you £3 million, would you take up the offer?' he said no, id punch him for being cheeky.i told him that if cameron diaz wanted him for the same price id be forcing him out the door :) what do you think?-no threesome by the way ;)

2007-04-08 05:07:37 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can I tell people I know you?

i'm trying to improve my social standing...

2007-04-08 05:07:34 · 26 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Everybody talks about Freecycle, have you used it? Whats it all about?

2007-04-08 05:07:20 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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what's at the end of the tunnel?

2007-04-08 05:06:47 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Another one!!!!!?

Boy asks his mum "Is it wrong to have a willy" ? " No why?" She asks. "Well dad's sweating like hell in the bathroom trying to pull his off"

2007-04-08 05:06:22 · 7 answers · asked by Tyanna-Daisy 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Where Is Urination?

On what continence? =)

2007-04-08 05:05:54 · 8 answers · asked by spiritcavegrl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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HELP - I am looking to find information about a TV series of the 80's about a tour group of spies?

I used to watch it in the 80's. The premise was a tour bus filled with tourists specially selected for their talents for use on the mission. The tour leaders and driver was in charge of the mission.

2007-04-08 05:04:58 · 3 answers · asked by andrelink 1 in Television

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The least favorite Pink Floyd Album made?

Excluding anything pre-Meddle, what is your least favorite Pink Floyd Album. I would choose The Final Cut as it is basically leftovers from The Wall. Furthermore, Waters cut Gilmour out of any artistic input on this album leaving the music lifeless and inbalanced with the excessive and preachy lyrics.

2007-04-08 05:04:57 · 9 answers · asked by to1 2 in Music

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