A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," he replied.
"Then in September," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed."
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."
"Three close family members lost in three months? How sad."
"Then this month," continued, the friend, "absolutely nothing!"
2007-04-08 05:08:35 · 5 answers · asked by O.kbOrEd 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hes run out of relatives only the cheapskates left
2007-04-11 23:37:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
2007-04-08 12:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by Loogie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-04-08 15:36:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, that's funny thanks
2007-04-08 12:14:27 · answer #4 · answered by talk2me.2224 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-04-08 12:11:05 · answer #5 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋