Pupil: i've added these figures 10 times
Teacher: Good work!
Pupil: Here are my 10 answers
Teacher: What are you writing
Pupil: aletter to myself
Teacher: What does it say?
Pupil: I don't know, I won't get it till tomorrow
Teacher: What did you write your report on?
Pupil: A peice of paper.
Teacher: I don't believe it, why would you eat your home work?
Pupil: You said it was a peice of cake!
Teacher: What comes before 7?
Pupil: The postman!
Teacher: I would like to have one whole day without telling you off
Pupil: You have my permission
Teacher: How can you prove that the world is round?
Pupil: I didn't say it was.
Teacher: What was the greatest thing ever made from fruit?
Pupil: The Grape wall of China
Teacher: Name 2 living things that do not have teeth
Pupil: Grandma and Grandpa
Teacher: Why are you so late?
Pupil: Well, I was obeying the sign that says ' School Ahead, Go Slow'
2007-04-08 05:18:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Top Marks!
2007-04-08 05:21:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All-American Girl: The Mary Kay Letourneau Story: The Mary Kay Letourneau Story: All-American Girl is a 2000 television movie based on the real-life story of high school teacher Mary Kay Letourneau, played by Penelope Ann Miller. The story follows the saga of a 35-year old teacher who falls in love with a 13-year old boy/student... To Sir With Love is a classic film, however teacher (Sidney Pottier) he was not involved or romantically linked with a student, one gal just liked him......
2016-05-20 00:08:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones! Funny!
2007-04-08 08:37:31 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll make a great grandparent. Mine used to burp and say, "I'll bring that up at the next meeting."
2007-04-08 05:29:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love them. Wish I had known them when I was in school.
2007-04-08 05:47:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were funny
2007-04-08 11:34:14 · answer #6 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL TOO FUNNY
2007-04-08 05:23:26 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
grandma and grandpa. =)
Happy Easter!!!!
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2007-04-08 05:25:00 · answer #8 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so funny!!
2007-04-08 07:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by tdcob123 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ADORABLE!
2007-04-08 06:22:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋