An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems....
"Dactor, it's me bum. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
"Incredible"he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a £10 pound note appears.
"This is amazing!"exclaims the Doctor. ''What do you want me to do?"
"Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!"shrieks the patient.
The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and another and another and another, etc....
Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
"Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batter. Just out of interest, how moch was in dare den?"
The Doctor counts the pile of cash and says "£1,990 exactly."
"Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the Irishman
(Wait for it...........scroll down.)
I knew I wasn't feeling two grand.."
2007-04-08 04:49:42 · 15 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Loved it! 10/10
HAPPY EASTER!
2007-04-08 04:55:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the best joke I've heard in a while.
Thank you very much.I needed a good laugh:-)
2007-04-08 11:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by Aunt Bee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very good, have a star and keep up the good work
2007-04-08 12:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by superliftboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah ha ha thats sooo funny!! i think i now have a 6 pack from laughing!!!
2007-04-08 12:17:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im irish, enjoyed that.......Ha ha ha, he he he, good one. P.S. heres one for you my good man! No offence ment now! Why do seagulls fly upside down over england? (wait for it......Move across..) Because its not worth shite--g on....
2007-04-08 12:22:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh no. That joke wasn't two grand either!
2007-04-08 14:59:37 · answer #6 · answered by james c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Original. First time to hear it.
2007-04-08 12:27:20 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thks for the laugh
2007-04-08 11:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by BN 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im irish and i love it!! prize goes to you alone for typing all that..ha
2007-04-08 11:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha. Very funny made me laugh.
:-)))
2007-04-08 12:24:59 · answer #10 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋