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2007-04-07 12:00:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
The Affair:
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, t hat'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.
2007-04-07 12:00:02 · 13 answers · asked by angelheart 5 in Jokes & Riddles
the taste of blood...
2007-04-07 11:59:04 · 10 answers · asked by Poosocks 6 in Polls & Surveys
You will help settle a debate :)
2007-04-07 11:58:48 · 4 answers · asked by covduo2 4 in Television
What did you do to break it and what bone did you break?
2007-04-07 11:58:36 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
aug 10th, 1984.... 80's baby!
2007-04-07 11:57:38 · 51 answers · asked by Nikki 3 in Polls & Surveys
Mine is in the one that Jay Leno guest starred. It was where he was helping Bart bathe Krusty the Clown.
Homer comes in to use the bathroom. He looks over at Bart and says "OH I'm sorry Bart, I didn't realize you, Jay Leno and a monkey bathing a clown"
2007-04-07 11:57:21 · 20 answers · asked by agarthfan_1999 4 in Polls & Surveys
http://home.att.net/~songs2/Jumper.jpg
If you have a weak stomach, then don't click on the link below.
It is a picture of a suicide jumper taken shortly after he landed.
It shows him with his insides now on the outside. You will see the look of horror on the faces of the bystanders.
By the faces of the bystanders, I believe this photo to be real
2007-04-07 11:56:59 · 34 answers · asked by indieassassin 6 in Polls & Surveys
2007-04-07 11:56:55 · 22 answers · asked by Misty 1 in Polls & Surveys
Adrunk walks into a bar and says..."Gimme a drink."
The bartender notices how intoxicated the guy is and says.."I can't serve you, you're too drunk..get out of my bar!"
So the drunk staggers out the front door, walks around the side of the building, and goes in the side door..."Gimme a drink."
The bartender says.."Look, I already told you I'm not serving you, now get out!"
So the drunk walks out goes around the back of the building and comes in the back door..."Gimme a drink"
The bartender is getting really disgusted now and shouts, "Look I already told you I'm not serving you, you're already smashed, now get outta my bar, or I'm calling the cops! "
The drunk looks up sadly and says..."How many frigging bars do you work at, anyway?"
2007-04-07 11:56:33 · 8 answers · asked by Stan 6 in Jokes & Riddles
first answer gets best answer status!
2007-04-07 11:56:23 · 32 answers · asked by rajavision108 2 in Polls & Surveys
2007-04-07 11:56:18 · 32 answers · asked by Misty 1 in Polls & Surveys
What was their reaction to being fingered for the dirty deed?
2007-04-07 11:55:50 · 14 answers · asked by Mooch 4 in Polls & Surveys
Eugene on the screen once again!?
2007-04-07 11:55:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
I have some spare
2007-04-07 11:55:09 · 44 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys
2007-04-07 11:55:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Sometimes I wonder if evryone could become a star with their singing voice, but their voice is different. Mabey everyone can sing really well. What do you think.
2007-04-07 11:54:52 · 14 answers · asked by Amaris D 1 in Polls & Surveys
2007-04-07 11:54:41 · 12 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys
Karma-wise, or soul-wise, or even cholesterol-wise?
2007-04-07 11:54:04 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
I made some fries and realize that I didn't have any.
2007-04-07 11:53:57 · 9 answers · asked by Black 007 3 in Polls & Surveys
If so, what is the main reason for that?
1. Not making enough.
2. Over-spending.
3. Too much debt.
4. Other...
2007-04-07 11:53:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
cuz that happened to me =(
2007-04-07 11:53:29 · 9 answers · asked by Dia 3 in Polls & Surveys
2007-04-07 11:53:24 · 5 answers · asked by Nikki 3 in Polls & Surveys
....took a basket of food to church today to get it blessed?
2007-04-07 11:53:02 · 10 answers · asked by ~Knut~Is~Cute~ 4 in Polls & Surveys
Anyone who gives a thumbs down to any answer gets a spanking and goes to bed without any dinner..
2007-04-07 11:52:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies
The Affair:
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "! Not this time!"!!
2007-04-07 11:51:48 · 31 answers · asked by angelheart 5 in Polls & Surveys
2007-04-07 11:51:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2007-04-07 11:51:22 · 16 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys
If a man speaks in the forest but there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
2007-04-07 11:50:13 · 29 answers · asked by δώδεκα 5 in Polls & Surveys
2007-04-07 11:49:48 · 14 answers · asked by Mom of 7 gramma of 3 3 in Polls & Surveys
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