Wild Irish Ho's

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.

Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."

"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."

"OK, Dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."

"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.

2007-04-07 01:23:28 · 29 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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why do I feel like yahoo answers is full of 3rd grader's?

2007-04-07 01:02:39 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What are you so "grumpy" or "happy" about today?

I am happy because today is my bday!!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-07 01:01:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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I was shopping for fruit at the grocery store.......?

.......and found a little person hiding in the apple bin. He popped his head out, threw a granny smith at me, and went back under.
Should I have told a store employee?

2007-04-07 01:00:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If your Meatloaf was Pink on an airline flight, would you blame the Stone Temple Pilot?

2007-04-07 00:59:23 · 7 answers · asked by Mark C 2 in Polls & Surveys

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These crimes between us go deeper?

2007-04-07 00:56:37 · 7 answers · asked by Captain A-Hole 5 in Polls & Surveys

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