Wild Irish Ho's
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her.
Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, Dad -- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million."
"For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club... (takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and..."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
2007-04-07 01:23:28 · 29 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff.
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant!! Now come here and give yer old man a hug!!"
2007-04-07 01:23:52 · update #1
Best joke tonight, have a star. 10/10.
2007-04-07 10:54:38 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know anther one like that
Sister Catherine is asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up.
Little Sheila says: "When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!"
Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barks: "What in the world did you say?"
"A prostitute!" Sheila repeats.
Sister Catherine breathes a sigh of relief and says: "Thank God! I thought you said a Protestant"
2007-04-07 08:31:18 · answer #2 · answered by sassy g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It got a star from me!
Very good indeed 8/10 !
2007-04-07 08:59:01 · answer #3 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ok I can understand this joke....but not really funny. Nice way it was written, that's for sure lol
2007-04-07 08:30:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, thats a first class joke.
2007-04-07 11:57:01 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Jay,
Now let me see if I have this correct; she was crying because....................and the dad thought she was..................oh and No!!! Wait I get it!!!!!! Just kidding!
Ha ha FAF you might say!
Good as always Jay ;)
10/10 Av a * matey
Tink xxx
2007-04-07 09:38:13 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, never heard that joke b4 and quite funny too!
2007-04-07 09:22:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...thanks for the laugh!
2007-04-07 08:26:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good with the additional, cleared it right up. Thank Heaven.
2007-04-07 08:28:26 · answer #9 · answered by little lu-lu 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of the best I heard today!!!! So good!!!! 10+/10 :)
2007-04-07 08:30:02 · answer #10 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋