The Affair:
A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, t hat'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"
"A nickel," the barman replied.
"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.
2007-04-07 12:00:02 · 13 answers · asked by angelheart 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Goood one, I would love to be the customer and that hilarious!!!!!!!!
2007-04-07 12:05:03 · answer #1 · answered by buckeye fan 45 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahaha
2007-04-07 12:09:20 · answer #2 · answered by shantia_schwack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oldie, but Goodie.
Thanks for the laugh.
Happy Easter!
2007-04-07 20:27:02 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-07 12:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats funny
2007-04-07 12:30:41 · answer #5 · answered by qnzprincess4689 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
skrewin
very funny
heard it before but still funny
hahaha
2007-04-07 12:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still pretty funny.
2007-04-07 12:19:54 · answer #7 · answered by That Guy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
screwing his wife ehh...
well that was quite funny in a vicious way
2007-04-07 12:03:55 · answer #8 · answered by hopeful2010 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, but it was quite good and refreshing. lol
2007-04-07 12:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by sexy_beast 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!
And if you need some brain stimulation
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AnCA2Bi549ZXrF4cRxCBYFfsy6IX?qid=20070406192534AANqqxx
2007-04-07 12:09:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋