The Affair:
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.
They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.
He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "! Not this time!"!!
2007-04-07 11:51:48 · 31 answers · asked by angelheart 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
nice well thought out and a good zinger at the end
kudos
2007-04-07 11:57:03 · answer #1 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice... I'm pleased to see that you're getting the good word out about womens' whore instincts. They are incapable of being faithful.
2007-04-07 20:53:09 · answer #2 · answered by jimmyb20032003 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha, that was pretty funny. I'm not sure P&S is where it belongs, but still kudos on the joke.
2007-04-07 18:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by soulsogood 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!! Hahahaha!!!
2007-04-07 18:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh so funny !!! Thank you, I needed the chuckle !!! That was great, a big star from me!! Have a great day!
2007-04-07 18:55:15 · answer #5 · answered by Bobbi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd love to see the look on his face!
2007-04-07 18:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha. Thats funny but that would suck in real-life.
2007-04-07 18:54:43 · answer #7 · answered by You don't need to know that just yet... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2007-04-07 18:58:23 · answer #8 · answered by emmandal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2007-04-07 18:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-04-07 18:54:22 · answer #10 · answered by Casey 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋