Mine is in the one that Jay Leno guest starred. It was where he was helping Bart bathe Krusty the Clown.
Homer comes in to use the bathroom. He looks over at Bart and says "OH I'm sorry Bart, I didn't realize you, Jay Leno and a monkey bathing a clown"
2007-04-07 11:57:21 · 20 answers · asked by agarthfan_1999 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
D'oh and Ay Carumba don't count. lol
Mine is the one from the episode that Jay Leno was on. It was when Krusty the Clown was trying to make a come back. Bart, Jay Leno and Mr. Teeny the monkey were bathing Krusty in the bathroom. Homer comes in and just as he's about to use the bathroom. Bart says to him "Dad!" Homer turns and says "Oh I"m sorry Bart, I didn't realize you,Jay Leno and a monkey were bathing a clown" lmao. That line cracks me up every time.
2007-04-07 14:55:23 · update #1
Dolp.
2007-04-07 12:01:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a line from a earlier episode I do not remeber the one it was, but it was when Bart was into skatebording really big time and somthing happened with some garbage cans, they got knocked over os something like that, but the line Bart said was "I'm innoncent man I didn't do it nobody saw me do it and you can't prove a thing" this was said like really fast without breaths in betwwen
2007-04-10 14:53:38 · answer #2 · answered by dyersburgdelilah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine is from the episode called Bart the Murderer. Bart goes to work as a bartender for Fat Tony and the mob. The mob highjacks a cigarette truck. Chief Wiggam comes to the mobs club and asks Fat Tony what he knows about the highjacked truck and Fat Tony says------"What's a truck?"
2007-04-07 19:19:04 · answer #3 · answered by Phillies 2008 WS Champions! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-Baaart, it's not like I'm asking you to just GIVE away your blood for free; that would be crazy! Didn't you ever hear about Hercules and the lion?
-Is it a Bible story?
-Yeah probably, but anyway, there was a big mean lion that got a thorn stuck in his paw. All the village people tried to pull it out, but no one could. Then, they got Hercules. And presto! Anyway, the point I'm trying to say is that the lion was SO thankful he gave Hercules this...big...thing...of riches.
-How did a lion get rich?
-It was the olden days!
2007-04-07 19:23:17 · answer #4 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the episode in which Apu from the Quickie Mart is having an affair with the Squishy lady...Apu confesses to Homer and says, "I'm just not sure I believe in this karma baloney". To which Homer thinks, "Mmmmm...caramel baloney......"!!!
2007-04-07 19:16:29 · answer #5 · answered by playdead1414 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson"
Homer: You got anything to wash that taste of Khav Kalash out of my mouth.
Vendor: I have Mello Yello and Crab Juice
Homer: Yuck oh god nasty gross, i'll take ther crab juice
That and "do the Bartman"
2007-04-09 20:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by Doc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mine is when homer goes to his old house (farm) and remembers when he was small his dad tells him "Son your as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly." I was laughing for days. Oh I love the Simpsons can't wait for the movie.
2007-04-07 19:05:29 · answer #7 · answered by sikchux 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Homer - Boring!
2007-04-07 19:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by One Sexy Chic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when homer has a heart attack and doctor herbert jiggles homers fat to see how healthy he is and homer goes "woo look at that baby fly!"
2007-04-07 19:02:03 · answer #9 · answered by Casey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer saying: "D'oh"
2007-04-07 19:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by Couture 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Waaaay too many to pick just one, so I'll just have to go with D'oh!
2007-04-07 19:01:40 · answer #11 · answered by Just Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋