Adrunk walks into a bar and says..."Gimme a drink."
The bartender notices how intoxicated the guy is and says.."I can't serve you, you're too drunk..get out of my bar!"
So the drunk staggers out the front door, walks around the side of the building, and goes in the side door..."Gimme a drink."
The bartender says.."Look, I already told you I'm not serving you, now get out!"
So the drunk walks out goes around the back of the building and comes in the back door..."Gimme a drink"
The bartender is getting really disgusted now and shouts, "Look I already told you I'm not serving you, you're already smashed, now get outta my bar, or I'm calling the cops! "
The drunk looks up sadly and says..."How many frigging bars do you work at, anyway?"
2007-04-07 11:56:33 · 8 answers · asked by Stan 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-07 12:00:52 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, reminds me of Peter Griffin
2007-04-07 12:03:21 · answer #2 · answered by buckeye fan 45 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny
never heard it before
good one
lol
2007-04-07 12:00:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-04-07 11:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by Stefik 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaaa funny
2007-04-07 12:01:25 · answer #5 · answered by 1~n^*l^u#v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
drunks r really effing lame
2007-04-07 12:00:50 · answer #6 · answered by hopeful2010 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA that was funny. cute.
2007-04-07 12:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by Alyx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!
2007-04-07 12:00:26 · answer #8 · answered by whatitis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋