Entertainment & Music - 2 April 2007

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too

2007-04-02 20:06:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

dispute with a co-worker.

2007-04-02 20:03:48 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

this is the time when stupidity manifests itself?

This is the second time when I log into Y!A at about this time and I see all these Judas clones all over the screen...

2007-04-02 20:02:13 · 14 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which other sunsign do u like and which other sunsign do you dislike?

2007-04-02 20:00:44 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-04-02 20:00:37 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-02 19:56:30 · 5 answers · asked by xoxo 6 in Celebrities

2007-04-02 19:52:02 · 3 answers · asked by VWbugsy 1 in Movies

If you do, sign his online petition!

http://www.petitiononline.com/lost4815/petition.html

2007-04-02 19:51:46 · 2 answers · asked by Tara S 6 in Television

2007-04-02 19:50:47 · 36 answers · asked by Gargirl™® 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have 2,they are freaks that dont leave well enough alone,but what comes around...goes around,sooner than one would think,now please leave me alone you 2 idiots,or else!!!!!!

2007-04-02 19:50:21 · 24 answers · asked by FatBoy!! 3 in Polls & Surveys

OK HERE GOES-------------------------------------------------------------- A GUY WALKES INTO A BAR AND SAYE'S
"BARTENDER GIVE ME TEN SHOTS OF TAKELA"
THE GUY DRINKS UM ALL UP
THE BARTENDER SAYES "OH ARE YOU CELLIBRATING SOMETHING"
THE GUY SAYES " WHY YES I AM". . . " MY FIRST B JOB"
THE BARTENDER SAYES "OH CONGRATS LET ME BUY YOU ANOTHER SHOT"
THE GUY SAYES
" NO IF TEN SHOTS OF TAKELA WON'T GET THE TAIST OUT OF MY MOUTH I DONT KNOW WHAT WILL

2007-04-02 19:49:15 · 10 answers · asked by frosty 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-02 19:48:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A mess do you make?.... are you a messy person?

2007-04-02 19:47:57 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And I don't mean the setting on a dryer.

2007-04-02 19:47:09 · 13 answers · asked by Cochran 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-02 19:46:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can't you ppl see how gorgeous Cody Dorkin is??? He is fine as hell!! Don't you agree??

2007-04-02 19:45:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How about Colliflower Ice Cream? Both boardwalk favorites. =D Thanx for your answers in advance.

2007-04-02 19:45:53 · 6 answers · asked by spiritcavegrl 7 in Polls & Surveys

what else are you wasting?

2007-04-02 19:43:15 · 28 answers · asked by soren 6 in Polls & Surveys

Piece of the jigsaw? why?

2007-04-02 19:42:00 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A little about a lot of subjects

or

A lot about 2-3 subjects... such as answers is claiming with their orange boxes....

2007-04-02 19:41:57 · 15 answers · asked by jennilaine777 4 in Polls & Surveys

Midnight snack ever? and how often do you go and feed your need for this snack?





*i could go for some hot wings and a ice cold water right now*

2007-04-02 19:40:33 · 23 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-02 19:39:09 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am going to dance to this song at a party, can anyone tell me some other songs that is similiar to this song with the same style as this one?

2007-04-02 19:38:23 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-04-02 19:35:44 · 15 answers · asked by the bertis 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-02 19:33:50 · 8 answers · asked by chicky33 1 in Television

i think this joke is so funny someone told it to me a while ago so i will share it with you

there was a plane about to crash and there wasn't enough parachutes for everyone one guy said i'm the most handsome man in the world so i should get one he took one parachute and jumped off. then then one guy said i have a family i should get one he took a parachute and jumped off. then another guy said i'm the smartest man in the world and i should get one and he jumped off. now there was nobody but an old woman and a young boy. the old woman told the boy go ahead take the last parachute i've lived my life so i will go down with the plane just as he was about to take the parachute they relized there were two so the smartest man in the world jumped off without a parachute lol i thought that was funny

2007-04-02 19:33:08 · 12 answers · asked by pixie_gurl_89 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-02 19:30:11 · 40 answers · asked by soren 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-02 19:30:06 · 10 answers · asked by Mark S 1 in Television

Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.

The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."

Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for five years. You may speak two words."

Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."

"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."

After another five years, the Priest called Sister Mary Katherine. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."

"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today.

"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

"It's probably best," said the Priest. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."

2007-04-02 19:29:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-02 19:25:52 · 12 answers · asked by Manas 2 in Polls & Surveys