Entertainment & Music - 2 April 2007

I haven't eaten yet guys,it is lunch time in the uk, shall i have breakfast or lunch............and what shall i eat?

2007-04-02 00:55:24 · 33 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed "YES! YES!..I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked,"What did she roll?"

> >>The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
> >>
> >>MORAL OF THE STORY -
> >>Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!

2007-04-02 00:55:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My chiaropractic session was very theraputic and I feel just great now. Does anyone else use alternative therapy?

2007-04-02 00:54:25 · 18 answers · asked by Molly 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-02 00:53:46 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

a Bikers breakfast? I bet I know someone who has.

2007-04-02 00:51:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

myself laughing at my new chicken shaped egg cups. They are so comical and such a novelty kitchen item to have. Do you have any novelty kitchen items?

2007-04-02 00:51:02 · 6 answers · asked by Molly 3 in Polls & Surveys

On the same theme as my earlier invention (aerosol spray to quieten kids) how about this. Many people dare not drive fast but wish people to think that they can.
What if I develop instant aerosol spray which gives squashed fly effect. You could coat the front of your car or motor-bike to look as though you have been driving at 150mph plus. Perhaps with every 6 tins bought, I could give a free stick on squashed bumble bee (false). You too could be a hero of speed to your friends without risking life, licence or vehicle wear and tear. Would you buy it?

2007-04-02 00:47:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tony B.liar and Gordon Darkbeige have today announced that they are scrapping the Union Jack in favour of their new national symbol – a c o n d o m because it more accurately reflects the governments’ new political stance.
The c o n d o m will:
1. allow for inflation
2. halt unnecessary production
3. destroy the next generation
4. protect a bunch of arrogant p r i c k s
5. give you a sense of security whilst you are actually being screwed

As they say It cannot get more accurate than that.

2007-04-02 00:47:02 · 5 answers · asked by billtheangler 5 in Jokes & Riddles

watch out... I am greek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-02 00:46:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Red Bull or Monster? Breakfast of Champions, you know.

2007-04-02 00:45:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard you can learn both ways but which way do you think you learn more.

2007-04-02 00:42:24 · 22 answers · asked by Queen 3 in Polls & Surveys

It goes like "I wanna run through the halls of my high school. I wanna scream at the top of my lungs. . . . "
Can someone tell me who sings it and what its called?

2007-04-02 00:41:44 · 8 answers · asked by Kaitlyn. 2 in Music

do you waste time or work like a machine?

maybe both? :P

2007-04-02 00:40:38 · 28 answers · asked by Hi there. 4 in Polls & Surveys

awarding points for undecided questions now???

2007-04-02 00:40:36 · 9 answers · asked by Bella 7 in Polls & Surveys

aint it the greatest ?? :-)

2007-04-02 00:38:38 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

you went after what you liked?

2007-04-02 00:37:59 · 23 answers · asked by Hi there. 4 in Polls & Surveys

When I tried to login to yahoo answers today, I was told that they have taken coffee break and we should look at Avatar or Blogs etc. I never knew Yahoo also taking Coffee break, just like us...

2007-04-02 00:37:23 · 17 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Polls & Surveys

I got a letter this morning from a total stranger saying that she had lost her family 4 years ago in a plane crash she also said that she has $18,500,000,00 in a long term deposit with a finance company in spain and she wants to give it to people in poor countries because she is going to die from a long term illness. But to do this she said that she needs my help to collect it with the help of her lawyer. she wants me to contact her lawyer by phone or email to disburse the money. i can keep 30%! i also have to send my full name, age, sex, occupation, phone number, passport, working id and drivers licence. i know this is probably a con but what is the point of it? is it to steal my identity??!

2007-04-02 00:35:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

since someone touched you deeply?

2007-04-02 00:35:29 · 18 answers · asked by Hi there. 4 in Polls & Surveys

long showers or short ones?

2007-04-02 00:34:43 · 31 answers · asked by Hi there. 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think its The Thing w/ Kurt Russell.

2007-04-02 00:34:27 · 17 answers · asked by NativeAtlantean 5 in Movies

wake up in the morning? I already drank two cups of coffee, and it aint workin'.

2007-04-02 00:27:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if I left. I get a feeling I'm not wanted here. So goodbye

2007-04-02 00:27:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If possible could you answer me within 47mins, sorry 46mins.

2007-04-02 00:26:08 · 15 answers · asked by Molly 3 in Polls & Surveys

It Goes On Like this :
Did you ever think of me as your best friend... something
performed by a female.
no its not by sarah brightman or hooverphonic
you can hear this song in the hindi movie "Namaste London" as the background music.
anybody please help me with this
thanks in advance

2007-04-02 00:25:35 · 8 answers · asked by Vinay 1 in Music

2007-04-02 00:24:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-02 00:24:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I got so happy when I saw that I got my badge back!
I work the third shift at a job that really bites, so I'm on here all the time! I was really feeling inadequate when it was gone!
When I saw it there again my heart filled with joy!

2007-04-02 00:22:39 · 22 answers · asked by Deadhead Incognito 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-02 00:20:36 · 7 answers · asked by Me 1 in Television

Rate these pictures from 1 to 10... 10 being the highest and 1 being the lowest... and let me know which one u liked the best and y ?

even if u dont like any just tell me which one is the best pic..

1- http://www.spritz.it/gallery/blogs/immagini/29321/Ian%20Watkins1.jpg

2- http://st.blog.cz/j/jv-unendlichkeit.blog.cz/obrazky/4105042.jpg

3- http://www.backstage7.de/band4/lostprophets/lostprophets_b7.jpg

4- http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/marispihle/ian%20watkins/normal_ziannnrh1.jpg

5- http://www.stormmodels.com/images_models/3185/tIan_Watkins_1.jpg

2007-04-02 00:19:42 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys