Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."
Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for five years. You may speak two words."
Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed."
"I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."
After another five years, the Priest called Sister Mary Katherine. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine."
"Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.
On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today.
"I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.
"It's probably best," said the Priest. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
2007-04-02 19:29:54 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
made me laugh for about 5 minutes non stop!
Thank-you I needed that!
2007-04-02 21:57:17 · answer #1 · answered by snapdragon747 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-15 14:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by daies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god! that was funny!!!!
belive me, i've been reading jokes here for a while and people post the stupidiest jokes thinking they are so funny but noooo.
your joke is great!! love it!!
im telling that joke to my friends!!
2007-04-02 19:55:48 · answer #3 · answered by CoffeeAdict 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-04-02 20:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLZ funny joke 9.8/10
2007-04-09 13:19:42 · answer #5 · answered by Ranisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe.... cute. Thanks so much for the laugh! Hope you continue to post great jokes....I will keep checking up on it!
Have a great day, and here's a star!
2007-04-09 08:39:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some folk just can't take criticism.......LOL. LOL.
Another Good One!!
2007-04-03 01:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done!
perhaps a suggestion box could help
2007-04-08 02:54:33 · answer #8 · answered by cowlynz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS REALLY FUNNY 2 ME
2007-04-02 19:34:52 · answer #9 · answered by Rene 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW lol
2007-04-09 13:16:42 · answer #10 · answered by DKB_BABY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋