A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too
2007-04-02 20:06:22 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG LOL
2007-04-02 20:14:16 · answer #1 · answered by frosty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny!
2007-04-03 03:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be strong honey!
lol
2007-04-03 03:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by argiman1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahahahahahaha what a poor poor guy hahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-04-03 03:38:06 · answer #4 · answered by Abelardo C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
=)
i cracked up
2007-04-03 04:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by <3 Chapstick. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...like that..9
2007-04-03 04:27:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! The guy deserves to be a sore ar$e hole! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! LMFAO!!!
2007-04-03 04:12:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lol lol lol lol lol thats a good one hope i can remember it
2007-04-03 03:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by Gina B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!!!!
2007-04-03 03:10:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!!
ive heard this one before and i can't stop laughing every time!!!!!
2007-04-03 03:13:23 · answer #10 · answered by CoffeeAdict 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋