Entertainment & Music - 1 April 2007

A college prank for April fools. (2:00 AM) A very inebriated young man was told by his friends that if he goes up to this house, bangs on the door real hard the people inside will give him a ride home as a community service. The people called the police and he was charged with criminal tresspassing.

2007-04-01 09:31:31 · 8 answers · asked by Ben R 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Why can't I sell a kidney? I mean they are mine. Right?

2007-04-01 09:31:21 · 23 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Are Aries and Leos compatible???

i need to know!!!

2007-04-01 09:30:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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experience and assessment of life.....?

my life is moving on 3 year cycle, first year it remain bad, second year comparatievly better and third year rocking.

i have this observation of past 10 years, and even find this assesment correct when i look at my life and years i spend

what does this means in terms of horrorscoe science.

2007-04-01 09:30:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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What would you rather do?

Eat onions for a month OR eat garlic for a month?
Wear the same outfit for a week OR wear the same colour for a month?
Give your boyfriend/girlfriend an awful birthday present OR serenade him with his/her least favourite song?

2007-04-01 09:26:21 · 26 answers · asked by Salsa034848 2 in Polls & Surveys

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People Level 5-7 - I'm scared, I just reached Level 4 today. Once I reach level 5, is life as I know it over?

Unlimited questions and answers! Will I ever be able to leave my computers side again? Should I stop now before I reach Level 5?

2007-04-01 09:26:19 · 32 answers · asked by Reserved 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Can you fill in the blank: HOLY __________ ?

2007-04-01 09:24:44 · 23 answers · asked by enki 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone out there using a goat to cut your lawn instead of a lawn mower?

How much is he charging? My guy is eating me out of house and home.

2007-04-01 09:22:31 · 18 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Lil wayne lyrics..?

Does anyone know where i can find the lyrics to Lil Wayne's song "That Reggae ****" ..?? I tried looking in google...but maybe someone knows some lyrics underground page.

2007-04-01 09:21:48 · 1 answers · asked by ayounglady 2 in Other - Entertainment

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Best friend question: my bgf asked me to bring my 2 kids 2 her egg hunt with her son.she wants me to boil eggs

can you imagine????? ANYWAY< MY QUESTION IS: SINCE I MUST DO SOME OF THE WORK, CAN I BRING YOU ALONG, TOO??? or is that too gutsy?

2007-04-01 09:21:46 · 7 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone know the name of a kids movie that had a boy and a seal pup with a cream/custard colored stomach?

I don't remember much of the movie but the seal was special and I guess the 'pack' of seals was secret and the boy just happen to stumble upon the pup...Can't think of the name or the rest of the plot unfortunately.

2007-04-01 09:21:05 · 3 answers · asked by julietmc13 1 in Movies

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Do you resent being asked to 'submit' before your question posts?

Why does Yahoo demand our subservience?

2007-04-01 09:18:42 · 15 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Should my childrens be scuba diving with a electric toaster helmet on in a pool of draino?

2007-04-01 09:18:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What turns you on the most?

I ♥ the sound of a Cowbell.

2007-04-01 09:17:32 · 25 answers · asked by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it too much to wear a top hat and tails to the supermarket?

i take produce shopping VERY seriously, that's all...

2007-04-01 09:17:32 · 23 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Which memorable smell takes you back to your childhood?

2007-04-01 09:15:10 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How did they die?

Romeo and Juliet were locked in a castle, they were brought food twice a day and were allowed no possesions. In the room there is only a table, a glass of water and the couple. When found dead the only change in scene other than two corpses was the glass of water broken on the floor.

2007-04-01 09:14:01 · 7 answers · asked by anton t 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Glasses, contacts, or perfect vision?

2007-04-01 09:12:30 · 37 answers · asked by ♥sista 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do ya know this one? Smart Irishman?

An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, "I've some bad news for you... you have cancer and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month." Murphy, shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character, managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room. There he saw his son who had been waiting.

Murphy said, "Son, we Irish celebrate when things are good and celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't so well. I have cancer and I've been given a short time to live. Let's head for the pub and have a few pints."

After three or four pints the two were feeling a little less somber. There were some laughs and more beers. They were eventually approached by some of Murphy's old friends who asked what the two were celebrating.

Murphy told them that the Irish celebrate the good and the bad... he went on to tell them that they were drinking to his impending end. He told his friends, "I've only got a few weeks to live as I have been diagnosed with AIDS." The friends gave Murphy their condolences and they had a couple more beers.

After his friends left, Murphy's son leaned over and whispered, "Dad, I thought you said that you were dying from cancer. You just told your friends that you were dying from AIDS!" Murphy said,"I am dying from cancer, son, I just don't want any of them sleeping with your mother after I'm gone."

2007-04-01 09:11:59 · 26 answers · asked by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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Coke or Pepsi . . also what is your religion?

2007-04-01 09:11:55 · 63 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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In Michigan it is illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant. Shouldn't this be the law in all states?

Shouldn't firefighters in all states enjoy the same protection? How many firemen suffer alligator bites each year when trying to hook the hose up to the fire hydrant? How many of our beloved pet poochies have to find somewhere else to piddle? Let's stop this dangerous practice in all states.

2007-04-01 09:11:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys