For My Nephew & His Wife
Good Luck
How long is a woman in labour?
What she says, divided by two.
I was told it would be pressure, not pain I would feel in labour?
Yep, the same way a tornado Might be called an air current.
When is the best time to get an epidural?
At the onset of pregnancy!
How do I determine when pregnancy started?
Have sex once a year.
What is a chastity belt?
A labour saving device.
I normally wear a 36c bra. Now that I am pregnant, should I continue to wear one?
Not if you don't mind wearing a 36Long in the future.
What is the best method to determine a baby's sex?
Childbirth.
My blood type is O pos. and my husband's is A neg. What if my baby's type is, say AB pos.?
Then the jig is up.
I'm two months pregnant. When will my baby move?
With luck, after he finishes college.
How do I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Does pregnancy affect a woman's memory?
I don't remember.
2007-03-26
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