A rancher was out checking farm fences in his four-wheel drive when he hit a pig. He radioed the ranch for advice. "The pig is stuck in the bullbars and still alive but kicking and squealing so much I can't get it free" he said.
"Okay," said the boss. "In the back of the 4x4 there's a .303. Put it up to the pig's head and shoot it. When its body goes all limp you'll be able to get it off the bullbars and throw it into the bush."
About 45 minutes later the rancher called in again: " I did what you said, boss. I shot the pig in the head, it went all limp and I got it out of the bullbars, no problem. But I still can't go on."
"Why not?" Asked the boss. "What's the problem?"
"Well it's his motorbike, the blue light is jammed under the wheel-arch."
2007-03-26 07:00:56 · 35 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Glad you like the recipe M. x
Hey Jayna, boomtown rat `eh......"I don`t like Mondays" oh well, better tomorrow as it`s Tuesday `eh. x
2007-03-26 07:40:26 · update #1
another good one your rest from here has made you funnier
2007-03-27 01:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x
2007-03-26 08:08:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what are bullbars?
and im guessing a .303. is a gun lol
whats a wheelarch? anyways, i get it, and its funny
2007-03-26 07:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by iwillfightyourfooforyou 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true story - when i was in the army a brigadier asked a nervous young trooper if he was married or single, the trooper replied "neither sir i'm a gunner"
as for yours excellent
2007-03-26 07:11:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think it was very funny. If you hadn't asked on a Monday, my response may have been a little different.
2007-03-26 07:32:49 · answer #5 · answered by Jayna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-03-26 07:29:00 · answer #6 · answered by DowntoEarth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The yanks would have to question what exactly are "bullbars"....LOL
That made this even more funny....LOL
Ta, mate!!!!!!!
2007-03-26 13:53:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one Tink, i could have made use of that if it was a real pig, MMmmm, Pasta bake & pig, yum yum. x
2007-03-26 07:26:49 · answer #8 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?? a little funny. . .
Anyways, have a nice day
2007-03-28 14:35:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe! A sure cracker!
2007-03-26 07:34:54 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋