For My Nephew & His Wife
Good Luck
How long is a woman in labour?
What she says, divided by two.
I was told it would be pressure, not pain I would feel in labour?
Yep, the same way a tornado Might be called an air current.
When is the best time to get an epidural?
At the onset of pregnancy!
How do I determine when pregnancy started?
Have sex once a year.
What is a chastity belt?
A labour saving device.
I normally wear a 36c bra. Now that I am pregnant, should I continue to wear one?
Not if you don't mind wearing a 36Long in the future.
What is the best method to determine a baby's sex?
Childbirth.
My blood type is O pos. and my husband's is A neg. What if my baby's type is, say AB pos.?
Then the jig is up.
I'm two months pregnant. When will my baby move?
With luck, after he finishes college.
How do I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Does pregnancy affect a woman's memory?
I don't remember.
2007-03-26 06:56:20 · 15 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labour?
Yes, when it's between your husband and another woman.
What the difference between a pregnant woman and a playboy centerfold?
Nothing, if the husband knows what's good for him.
What are forceps?
Giant Baby Tweezers.
What is the best way to store breast milk?
In your breasts.
How do you sanitize nipples?
Bathe daily, and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.
Is there a safe alternative to breastpumps?
Yes, Baby Lips.
What causes Baby Blues?
Tanned, hard-bodied Bimbos.
What are night terrors?
When the new Mother has frightening dreams she's pregnant again.
What is colic?
Birth control reminder.
What are the terrible twos?
Your breasts after the baby stops nursing.
What is the baby's head crowning like?
It means it feels like not only the crown, but the entire throne is trying to get out of you.
What should I avoid after childbirth?
Pregnancy.
There, Sweeties, I hope this helped!
2007-03-26 07:14:37 · update #1
hehehe funny. i can relate very much here ^_^
thanks for sharing!!
2007-03-26 23:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And here I didn't think that pregnancy was such a big deal! LOL.
2007-03-26 13:43:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow,dats very informative and really funny! im gana send it to my cuz, she needs a good laugh to her pregency!.. shes gana luv it!! tanx again! lol
2007-03-27 15:47:31 · answer #3 · answered by xxxsweetangelxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I know what to expect... lol
2007-03-26 12:17:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too much info but thanx
2007-03-26 07:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was a good laugh. =)
2007-03-26 08:51:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-26 07:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...I find this cute and rather accurate. :o)
2007-03-26 07:08:10 · answer #8 · answered by MissDiva1228 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW!
I'd be lying if I said I still wanted kids. Thanks for the new contraceptive :-)
2007-03-26 08:30:39 · answer #9 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol you are so right about that
2007-03-26 08:41:08 · answer #10 · answered by jany50002002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋