Entertainment & Music - 26 March 2007

2007-03-26 20:54:14 · 31 answers · asked by SOJLO 3 in Polls & Surveys

Golfing Nun


A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair.
She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
"What troubles you, Sister?" asks the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family."
"It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with mybrother.
We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ."
"I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?"
"Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!"
"Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must tell me all about it!"
"Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster,Mother 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green...and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I
wanted...and it hits a bird in mid-flight not 100 yards off the tee!"
"Oh my!" commiserated the Mother. "How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!"
"No, that wasn't it," admitted Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!"
"Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathized Mother.
"But I didn't, Mother Superior!" sobbed the Sister. "And I was so proud of myself And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!"
"So that's when you cursed," said the Mother with a knowing smile.
"Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished,"because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!"

Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...



"You missed the f**king putt, didn't you?"

2007-03-26 20:53:55 · 16 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-26 20:53:48 · 5 answers · asked by greatkid8 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-26 20:52:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 20:52:26 · 2 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Polls & Surveys

Vince Vaughn is my favorite actor, what are you 5 favorite movies that VV has appeared in?

2007-03-26 20:51:20 · 15 answers · asked by Jack M 1 in Movies

Male-born 8/22/1981
Female- born 12/22/1981

2007-03-26 20:51:07 · 15 answers · asked by Ashley 2 in Horoscopes

"spiritually" based. What I mean by that, gives ways to analyze one's soul and tips on how to evolve. Also, a book that is somewhat advanced and definitely thorough. A book that is very thorough describing the planetary influences and the effects of the houses.

2007-03-26 20:50:15 · 10 answers · asked by lissome 3 in Horoscopes

2007-03-26 20:49:54 · 7 answers · asked by Mr N 5 in Music

since they movie has not been rated yet, doesn't come out until July 4th, what do you guys think the movie will be rated?, my opinion is either PG or PG-13, I heard one rumor that Steve Spielberg tried to get an R rating, funny, doing that to a move that was based on a kids cartoon, anyway, what do you guys think it will be?

2007-03-26 20:48:58 · 7 answers · asked by introvertedguy06 6 in Movies

He should cheer up, and be "happy " like me...maybe he's got too much money on his hands !!!!

2007-03-26 20:45:23 · 5 answers · asked by happyday to you 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 20:45:20 · 3 answers · asked by Queen 3 in Music

the bears are loose. I asked 2 questions and rude answers.

So Dharma says Goodnight. Be happy..Be Safe.
Guess i wil stop asking for awhile.

2007-03-26 20:43:49 · 21 answers · asked by -------- 7 in Polls & Surveys

Who sings the song , " Killing Me Softly"??????????????????

2007-03-26 20:43:48 · 11 answers · asked by foxyhdgrl 4 in Music

2007-03-26 20:43:34 · 12 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Polls & Surveys

ME? It is time to say farewell and I will miss you all dearly. Our time here has been short but filled with joy and laughter. I bid you farewell until our next meeting....

2007-03-26 20:43:14 · 4 answers · asked by cmssko 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 20:42:36 · 3 answers · asked by crazzy_vicky 1 in Movies

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him. She says "hello". He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back tothe only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??" She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher."

2007-03-26 20:42:17 · 14 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Why do we lose so many tears?

2007-03-26 20:42:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in the movie "See Spot Run", what is the breed of the Agent 11 aka "Spot"

2007-03-26 20:39:57 · 6 answers · asked by bibay_ann 2 in Movies

are they in heaven?

2007-03-26 20:39:16 · 5 answers · asked by reasons 3 in Polls & Surveys

" and despite all the training I was still very nervous " he says, " but there was this big strong black man who was our instructor, so I got in the plane and up we went " ! " Well, at 10,000 feet I was sh*tting myself , and it was my turn to jump " ! " I couldn't do it, I was terrified " he continues.
" Suddenly, I look round, and the big butch black man's got his enooooormous willy in his hand and tells me if I don't jump he's going to stick it up my a*se " !
" So, did you jump " asks his friend ! " I did at first " he replies !

2007-03-26 20:38:32 · 4 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-26 20:38:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone seen the movie "The Prestige" ??
Its sooooooooooo good!!! Very interesting movie...
for everyone who saw it... did they really kill those birds when they did the magic trick?? :-( I was so mad when I saw those birds die, I just wanted to know if anyone can show me proof that those birds were harmed or not at all in that movie??????

2007-03-26 20:38:03 · 6 answers · asked by *HILWA* 4 in Movies

I have a huge collection
RECORD LIST

BEATLES-VI
BEATLES- YESTERDAY AND TODAY
INTRODUCING THE BEATLES- PARTLY IN ORIGINAL PLASTIC
THE BEATLES-ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE- A HARD DAYS NIGHT
THE BEATLES -2ND ALBUM
THE BEATLES-REVOLVER-OLD COVER BUT ORIGINAL
JOHN LENNON- ROCK N ROLL-STILL IN PLASTIC
GRATEFUL DEAD- AMERICAN BEAUTY- IN PLASTIC
THE MODDY BLUES- EVERY BOY DESERVES A FAVOR-VINTAGE RECORD CASE ORIGINAL
DAVID BOWIE- HEREOS- IN PLASTIC
JEFFERSON AIRPLANE-SURREALISTIC PILLOW-
JEFFERSON AIRPLANE- AFTER BATHING AT BAXTERS
THE SUPREMES- WHERE DID OUR LOVE GO- ORIGINAL VNTAGE
JONI MITCHELL -BLUE-VINTAGE
NAT KING COLE-A MIS AMIGOS-VINTAGE
THE BYRDS- MR TAMBOURINE MAN
THE MAMMAS AND PAPAS-IF YOU CAN BELEIVE YOUR EYES AND EARS
CROSBY STILLS AND NASH- GOLD RECORD SEALED ON FRONT
THE LOVIN SPOONFULS- EVERYTHING PLAYING
THE LOVIN SPOONFULS- YOUR A BIG BOY NOW
DONNY OSMOND ORIGINAL VINTAGE -SUPERSTAR- COMES WITH ORIGINAL VINTAGE POSTER
ELTON JOHN
THE BYRDS-FIFTH DIMENSION-PLASTIC COVERING
VINT

2007-03-26 20:37:32 · 1 answers · asked by KIMBERLY B 1 in Music

2007-03-26 20:37:32 · 33 answers · asked by Pondlife ver 4 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-26 20:37:25 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

third day the camel suddenly dropped dead.the nun n the priest surveyed their situation.the priest spoke. "Well, sister, this looks pretty grim." "I know, father." "In fact, I don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
"I agree", says the Father, "Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would u do something for me?"I have never seen a woman's br*asts n I was wondering if I might see urs.The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely br*asts. Father, could I ask something of you? "Yes, Sister?" "I have never seen a man's p*nis. Could I see yours?" the priest replied lifting his robe."Oh Father, may I touch it?" The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge er*ction.Sister, you know that if I insert my p*nis in the right place, it can give life."
Is that true father?Yes, it is, Sister.



"Oh Father that's wonderful, stick it in the camel and let's get the hell out of here."

2007-03-26 20:36:43 · 7 answers · asked by medi 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-26 20:36:41 · 7 answers · asked by SOJLO 3 in Celebrities

2007-03-26 20:36:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys