This time it's a golfing joke!?

Question

Golfing Nun


A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair.
She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
"What troubles you, Sister?" asks the Mother Superior. "I thought this was the day you spent with your family."
"It was," sighed the Sister. "And I went to play golf with mybrother.
We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ."
"I seem to recall that," the Mother Superior agreed. "So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?"
"Far from it," snorted the Sister. "In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!"
"Goodness, Sister!" gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. "You must tell me all about it!"
"Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster,Mother 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green...and I hit the drive of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I
wanted...and it hits a bird in mid-flight not 100 yards off the tee!"
"Oh my!" commiserated the Mother. "How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!"
"No, that wasn't it," admitted Sister. "While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!"
"Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!" sympathized Mother.
"But I didn't, Mother Superior!" sobbed the Sister. "And I was so proud of myself And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!"
"So that's when you cursed," said the Mother with a knowing smile.
"Nope, that wasn't it either," cried the Sister, anguished,"because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!"

Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said...



"You missed the f**king putt, didn't you?"

Answer 1

Ha Ha great, wasn't expecting that punchline!! Brilliant!!

Answer 2

Excellent

Answer 3

LMFAO!!! excellent!!! thats started my day off sooo well!!!

Thanks for that.!!

I have a quick golf joke for you, not as good as yours but hopefully gives you a smile!

A man stumbles into the emergency department with 2 black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor asked him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced the ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white sticking out it's rear end. I lifted up the tail and sure enough there was the wife's golf ball stuck right up the cows butt, thats when I made the mistake.
The doc asked "What did you do?"
The man replied "I lifted up the cow's tail and shouted to the wife, hey honey! This one looks like yours!!"

Answer 4

loki likes lol 10/10 & a star

Answer 5

o.k.,this one takes the cake, bloody hilarious 10/10

Answer 6

u sent me laughing 5000 meters above sea level..

Answer 7

That was good, very good indead, i had to stop myself laughing so that i could type this reply.

Answer 8

hahahaha!!! inappropiate but funny 10/10!!!

Answer 9

I like it

Answer 10

that was even funnier than the last one grey