A redneck (substitute any cultural group you want instead of redneck..I did n't want to be violated for using the original word)
Anyhow...A redneck walks into a general store and asks
" Two tins of dogfood please."
The store owner says: "No, I know you rednecks, you'll give it to your wife and kids to eat, you bring me a dog to prove that you've got one..THEN I'll give you the food."
The redneck brings his dog, gets the dogfood and asks:
"Two tins of catfood too please."
The store owner again refuses to serve him unless he brings a cat to prove he has one.
The redneck brings his cat, gets his catfood and holds a shoe-box covered with a towel up to the store owner.
" Put your hand in there" says the redneck.
The store owner does so and moves his hand around in the shoebox..squelch, squelch.
"Well? what do you want"..he asks impatiently..
" Two toilet rolls please!"
2007-03-25
08:57:57
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