A redneck (substitute any cultural group you want instead of redneck..I did n't want to be violated for using the original word)
Anyhow...A redneck walks into a general store and asks
" Two tins of dogfood please."
The store owner says: "No, I know you rednecks, you'll give it to your wife and kids to eat, you bring me a dog to prove that you've got one..THEN I'll give you the food."
The redneck brings his dog, gets the dogfood and asks:
"Two tins of catfood too please."
The store owner again refuses to serve him unless he brings a cat to prove he has one.
The redneck brings his cat, gets his catfood and holds a shoe-box covered with a towel up to the store owner.
" Put your hand in there" says the redneck.
The store owner does so and moves his hand around in the shoebox..squelch, squelch.
"Well? what do you want"..he asks impatiently..
" Two toilet rolls please!"
2007-03-25 08:57:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny where did you get that joke
2007-03-25 09:48:20 · answer #1 · answered by BRITTNEY C 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-03-25 09:02:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hahahahahahaha!!
2007-03-25 09:05:17 · answer #3 · answered by Teeeetz 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
thats a very original joke, first time I have seen it posted on here well done.
2007-03-25 09:40:33 · answer #4 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ewwww! Nasty but funny! 10/10!
2007-03-25 09:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
haha
2007-03-25 09:14:22 · answer #6 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious
wonder what would happen if he wanted elephant food
2007-03-25 09:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by Shaniqua 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh, I know him...he's my neighbor.
2007-03-25 09:17:49 · answer #8 · answered by flowbabyflow 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one! lol gross yet hilarious! pts for the HUMOR! :)
2007-03-25 09:08:42 · answer #9 · answered by HL 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
haha thats good
2007-03-25 09:04:21 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋