A young man, anxious for some se*ual exercise picked up a hot little woman in Central Park.
He didn't know that she was a nymphomaniac.
He took her to a hotel. After making love to her six times she was screaming for more. After the seventh he slipped out of the room on the pretence of buying cigarettes.
He stopped in the men's room, unzipped his fly and couldn't find anything.
In a panic, he reached inside his shorts. It was still there but it was very tiny and all drawn.
In a soothing voice he whispered, "It's all right, you can come out now....she's not here."
2007-03-24
13:35:06
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