A young man, anxious for some se*ual exercise picked up a hot little woman in Central Park.
He didn't know that she was a nymphomaniac.
He took her to a hotel. After making love to her six times she was screaming for more. After the seventh he slipped out of the room on the pretence of buying cigarettes.
He stopped in the men's room, unzipped his fly and couldn't find anything.
In a panic, he reached inside his shorts. It was still there but it was very tiny and all drawn.
In a soothing voice he whispered, "It's all right, you can come out now....she's not here."
2007-03-24 13:35:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sylvie......yahoo removes similar words that's why it's got a ******
2007-03-24 13:54:03 · update #1
Why was he compaining ???? Lucky b*gger ! :)
x
2007-03-25 02:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by trickyrick32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Naughty but funny.
2007-03-24 15:50:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Poor thing was scared of the nympho!! She was trying to suck him dry!!! LOL
2007-03-24 13:46:28 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny look at my profile and email some more if you wouldn't mind
2007-03-24 13:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by Vulcan 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
haha. thats a good joke
2007-03-24 13:50:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL nice one
2007-03-24 13:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by collegegirlkp93 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Poor little pecker. Its never happened to me. Sob sob. x
2007-03-24 14:03:04 · answer #7 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh... ::yawn::
also... why does sexual have a * in it? It's not a swear...
2007-03-24 13:38:40 · answer #8 · answered by Sylvie M 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha
rotflmao
2007-03-24 13:38:25 · answer #9 · answered by hellomynameisrickb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok
2007-03-24 13:38:35 · answer #10 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋