Entertainment & Music - 24 March 2007

2007-03-24 14:50:26 · 9 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

leave your worries at?

2007-03-24 14:50:15 · 26 answers · asked by Scarlett 3 in Polls & Surveys

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"Harry: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum"
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong!"

2007-03-24 14:49:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

"Do you really want to what its like....whats its like....to be me" It was like made in the 90's

2007-03-24 14:49:04 · 6 answers · asked by JMSA540 2 in Music

They say "Jump Jump" throughout the song. The song was in Kangaroo Jack, but not on soundtarck.

2007-03-24 14:49:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Shouldn't we exercise twice as much as we eat?

(this is my version of another question I just saw.)

2007-03-24 14:48:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I prefer the internets : )

2007-03-24 14:48:51 · 9 answers · asked by Frank the Frowner : ( 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 14:48:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

who do u like better

2007-03-24 14:48:44 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Hiya.I want to get my adorable g/f a pendant with her birthstone.She's a Virgo born 20th September - what is her birthstone please?

2007-03-24 14:48:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Explain how to diss or talk back or give examples of yo mama jokes

2007-03-24 14:48:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-24 14:47:18 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm in band as a 2nd chair (In, my opinion, I think I should be 1st chair, but that's just what I think) saxophonist. Ya, it's fun being with my friends and all (I sit by 2 of them), but the Band teacher is INCREDIBLEY mean! He used to (and still does) tell us to shut up. He's always working seperately with other instruments, which makes the rest of us extremely bored. He also never gives any praise. My friends and I sorta want to quit band, like 15 or so other students did for the same reason. But how will we tell our parents that all the $$$ they spent on our instrument (A LOT) is going to go to waste!?!?!?! PLEASE HELP!

2007-03-24 14:47:08 · 6 answers · asked by KeyLight Knight 3 in Music

2007-03-24 14:47:05 · 12 answers · asked by Zabes 6 in Polls & Surveys

to get him to clean your house?....and why is my throat killing me?

2007-03-24 14:46:46 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

All I can remember was a older married detective, that had a younger black girfriend on the side that he took to Miami with him to solve a case. back at the police station, the city and county police were juggling a dead homeless man. He died within inches of city and county districts. The county cops pushed the dead man over on their district,and leave him, then the city cops would push him back to the county district. Sounds morbid, but it was funny.

2007-03-24 14:46:45 · 5 answers · asked by Misty 1 in Television

When was the last time you put a foot in your mouth?

2007-03-24 14:46:40 · 28 answers · asked by rosey 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-24 14:46:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

How are you talented?

i can, draw, paint, sing, and I can write some pretty awesome stuff.
To check out my poems go to:
http://www.allpoetry.com/ilovebenjamin06

They Rock!

2007-03-24 14:46:28 · 23 answers · asked by ♥mcmanda♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

ANY BODY CAN SUGGEST A MOVIE TO SHOW AT THE UNIVERSITY IN THE International Film Festival? it has to be middl eastren telling story aboput the middle east culture (educational)?

2007-03-24 14:46:24 · 2 answers · asked by traveler 2 in Movies

I like punk-rock music. And wish to play that kind of music (My Chemical Romance, Panic! At The Disco, Taking Back Sunday, Cobra Starship, ect.)

I've heard that Fender is a good brand. What do you think?

2007-03-24 14:46:19 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

or i guess any other colors....

2007-03-24 14:45:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

i like ciara better

2007-03-24 14:45:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

my friends have been debaiting but i sang, red yellow pink green orange purple and blue < in that order.. how did u sing it?

2007-03-24 14:45:24 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-24 14:44:59 · 3 answers · asked by jojo113599 1 in Movies

I love the song "All Black" thats the song of theirs on their new CD i love!

2007-03-24 14:44:40 · 15 answers · asked by ♥mcmanda♥ 5 in Music

Does anyone know where I can download or watch the The Wash, the movie Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, online? The full movie

2007-03-24 14:44:30 · 2 answers · asked by Ackley J 1 in Movies

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions.

On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home.He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects.So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!"

She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek.

At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang and she went to answer it.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He gasped and felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. This one sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. He tried flapping his arms, to clear the air.But another one snuck out, and the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead.

When he heard his wife ending her conversation, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it.He was the picture of innocence when she walked in.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. He assured her he had not, so she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

2007-03-24 14:44:18 · 17 answers · asked by Barry T 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-24 14:44:14 · 9 answers · asked by Emerald 1 in Comics & Animation

its the oukast remix oj justin timberlake cry me a river its called bomb me a river but i cant find anywhere AGHHHHH

2007-03-24 14:44:08 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music