A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.
The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"Harry: "Pants"
Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Bubble gum"
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong!"
2007-03-24 14:49:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
BEST ONE I HEARD ALL WEEK !
2007-04-01 10:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the punch line goes are you smarter than a fifth grader....As Jimmy Durante might have said "What a joke, what a joke!.
Thank you
Great
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Starred
2007-03-24 22:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by Patches6 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a laugh out of this one! Like the principal; my thoughts were in the gutter also.
2007-03-31 18:46:19 · answer #3 · answered by deedee25 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is lol funny I almost fell over in my chair laughing. That Harry is a smart.
2007-03-24 21:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Twister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laugh out loud
very funny,
i heard that b4 on answers w/ more
questions asked by the teacher, still funny tho
2007-04-01 16:16:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was trying to figure out the answers to the questions and i certainly wasn't thinking of harry's answers!
2007-03-24 22:13:09 · answer #6 · answered by DivaHawk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
I read this before but it lacked the punch line,
thanks. Its funny hahahahaha
2007-03-24 21:56:40 · answer #7 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long jokes bore you by the second paragraph
2007-03-28 23:20:04 · answer #8 · answered by Tee'sLADYandKEY'sMOMMY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee 8/10
2007-03-24 21:55:56 · answer #9 · answered by ♫Lauryn♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooooooooo funny tell some more like that and the salesman one both were hillarious
2007-03-24 21:56:01 · answer #10 · answered by zraigy7 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the laugh. That was funny
2007-04-01 18:23:40 · answer #11 · answered by bobbijoslin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋