Entertainment & Music - 22 March 2007

2007-03-22 12:50:42 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Subject: Modern Birds n Bees


> >A little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"
> >
> >The father answers:
> >
> >"Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your
> >mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a
> >date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-café. I upgraded my
> >floppy to a stiffy and then your mother agreed to do a download from my
> >hard drive.
> >
> >As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
> >had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
> >button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-Up appeared and said:
>'You've got male'."

2007-03-22 12:50:33 · 10 answers · asked by jo.joggers 4 in Polls & Surveys

2 guys walk into a bar in a 60 story bulidin 1 guy goes that bar stool ur sitin on is from the titanic. the 2nd guy goes really? the 1st guy says ya and all of those paintings are for a famos artist that was on the titanic.
the 2nd guy goes no way?.

the 1st guy says but my fave part of this buildin is this..
follow me so the 2 guys go to a window and the 1st guy opens it and jump up onto a ledge and said watch this so the 1st guy jumps off and falls 10 20 30 40 50 55 feet and comes to a slow stop and rises again the 2nd guy goes holy chit can u do that again?

so the 1st guy jumps 10 20 30 40 50 55 feet and comes to a slow stop then rises to the ledge he jumps bak into the buildin and closes the window so the 2nd guy goes i wanna try

so he opens the window bak up and steps onto the ledge and jumps 10 20 30 40 50 55 SPLAT!!! the 1st guy looks down and then closes the window and sat bak at the bar......

the bartender goes Super man ur such a jerk when ur drunk

2007-03-22 12:50:19 · 36 answers · asked by Jaime.Paige 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 12:50:07 · 11 answers · asked by Love H 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 12:50:00 · 4 answers · asked by Belle3720 1 in Music

2007-03-22 12:49:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I forgot! Sometimes I'm just an idiot on the loose! :) haha

2007-03-22 12:49:46 · 15 answers · asked by I love youuu 3 in Music

"Wow, I'm glad there gone, I thought they would never go away!" ?

2007-03-22 12:49:29 · 66 answers · asked by fatherf.lotski 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just want to know what you're favorite scary movies are.

For me:
1. Jeepers Creepers
2. Final Destination
3. The Messengers
4. Halloween movies
5. Children of the Corn

2007-03-22 12:49:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

its 5pm already :(((

2007-03-22 12:49:16 · 5 answers · asked by reasons 3 in Polls & Surveys

I hope the father is Larry Burkhead and not Howard K. Stern!!

2007-03-22 12:49:15 · 9 answers · asked by tricia_comp 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-22 12:49:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2007-03-22 12:49:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I am engaged to the most wonderful man-Tool.

2007-03-22 12:49:01 · 13 answers · asked by Sabine 6 in Polls & Surveys

Subject: FW: Children



GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)



To those of us who have children in our lives,
whether they are our own,
grandchildren,
nieces,
nephews,
or students...
here is something to make you chuckle.

Whenever your children are out of control,
you can take comfort from the thought that
even God's omnipotence did not extend
to His own children.

After creating heaven and earth,
God created Adam and Eve.

And the first thing he said was
"DON'T ! "



"Don't what ? "
Adam replied.






"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."
God said.


"Forbidden fruit ?
We have forbidden fruit ?
Hey Eve..we have forbidden fruit ! "





" No Way ! "


"Yes way ! "

"Do NOT eat the fruit ! "
said God.





"Why ?"



"Because I am your Father and I said so ! "

God replied,
wondering why He hadn't stopped
creation after making the elephants.

A few minutes later,
God saw His children having an apple break
and He was ticked !

"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit ? "
God asked.





"Uh huh,"
Adam replied.

"Then why did you ? "
said the Father.

"I don't know,"
said Eve.


"She started it ! "
Adam said.

"Did not ! "

"Did too ! "


"DID NOT ! "

Having had it with the two of them,
God's punishment was that Adam and Eve
should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.

2007-03-22 12:48:35 · 1 answers · asked by jo.joggers 4 in Polls & Surveys

I miss his wit.

2007-03-22 12:48:23 · 10 answers · asked by ╣♥╠ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone anywhere care about who she is?

2007-03-22 12:48:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

In history, there have been some accounts of people dying from Headaches...just wondering if it is true people can actually die of headaches. What do you think ?

2007-03-22 12:48:03 · 9 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

I think it sung by lady by the name of Beverley it goes like this I think: Free I never thought I could be The only one...

2007-03-22 12:48:02 · 2 answers · asked by Teremy K 1 in Music

I am a soprano, but I want to sing the song "you're my everything" for a school talent show. However, this song has a high F and G. I can hit the notes just fine, but I need them to be ka pow! Powerful! My mom can help me, but I want to have a head start

2007-03-22 12:47:37 · 4 answers · asked by Camel Catcher 1 in Music

Fidgetyfingers decided she wanted to please her man, so one day she went out and bought a pair of crotchless p ants. That night she lay on the bed and waited for him to come home. When he got in he was greeted by the sight of his woman lying on the bed with her legs spread, wearing nothing but her new under wear. ‘Hi honey,’ she said in a throaty voice. ‘You want some of this?’ ‘Jesus Christ, no!’ He screams. ‘Look what it’s done to your kni ckers!’

2007-03-22 12:47:01 · 13 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 12:46:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

water if your tea is too hot?

2007-03-22 12:46:49 · 36 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

You know, if they're super violent (I doubt it though) and stuff.

2007-03-22 12:46:39 · 8 answers · asked by hammyhamstergirl 1 in Music

im sitting on a wood chair in front of the computer.

2007-03-22 12:46:36 · 12 answers · asked by =P 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 12:46:19 · 11 answers · asked by truthyness 7 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know what song this is and who sings it? some of the lyrics are "They think im a waste of time, yea yea yea. They think Im lost and thats fine, yea yea yea..." and then she says something about "while they're holding me down." Its sounds like Joss Stone but I dont know if it's her. I heard it while I was shopping. Please help me out guys. I really want the song

2007-03-22 12:46:07 · 6 answers · asked by fruitloopsinabox 2 in Music

who do u think is better actor and compare almost all of terz hell of a moviez.........please gimme a detailed review about each actor and terr best movies and roles......

2007-03-22 12:46:00 · 23 answers · asked by javed 1 in Celebrities

How would you advertise this...
WHAT SHOULD I WRITE???...


Mothers’ day is coming (May 13th, America) , please tell me, is this a good idea, I sell Avon and my brother gave me this idea... (He said it would work for the men who just don't know what to get... and the men who work too late to go shopping...) make gift baskets... and do a "build your own basket" or a “You pick the price” where you tell me what you want in the basket and I put it together. And charge...

Ex.
Small basket: $2.50 plus the cost of the Avon products.
Medium basket: $3.50 plus the cost of the Avon products.
Large basket: $4.50 plus the cost of the Avon products.

Do you think this would work???

would it work in a small town???

PLEASE HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT TO WRITE!!!!

2007-03-22 12:45:59 · 6 answers · asked by girl_of_your_dreams_1331 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I see him as a heroe! He was the best ganster on earth. I idolize him!

2007-03-22 12:45:58 · 5 answers · asked by الإيمان 2 in Movies