Fidgetyfingers decided she wanted to please her man, so one day she went out and bought a pair of crotchless p ants. That night she lay on the bed and waited for him to come home. When he got in he was greeted by the sight of his woman lying on the bed with her legs spread, wearing nothing but her new under wear. ‘Hi honey,’ she said in a throaty voice. ‘You want some of this?’ ‘Jesus Christ, no!’ He screams. ‘Look what it’s done to your kni ckers!’
2007-03-22 12:47:01 · 13 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
T R I C K Y!!!......you're getting me a bad name on here....people will talk ;)
2007-03-22 13:02:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rude but funny
2007-03-22 19:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it. I know that the pants is really p & ants, and I know that knickers is knee & cars.
2007-03-22 19:51:34 · answer #3 · answered by calmangel4all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT FUNNY LOL
I HAVE HEARD ONE LIKE THAT FROM LARRY THE CABLE GUY
2007-03-22 19:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by melis7669 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. I had to think about it for a whil. that was so wrong yet so funny
2007-03-22 19:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by *~♥3r|k@♥~* 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny...I had to read it twice....but funny!
2007-03-22 19:51:34 · answer #6 · answered by Jennifer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are on form tonight!
PML:))
2007-03-22 19:50:57 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic, brilliant. keep it up.
2007-03-22 20:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAW HAW HAW ! A TEN AT LAST !!!!
2007-03-22 19:53:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
perv....but it's entertaining for a second....
2007-03-22 19:50:30 · answer #10 · answered by Armatage Shanks 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋